1 00:00:28,835 --> 00:00:31,072 The party's over boys. Move on. 2 00:00:33,603 --> 00:00:34,764 Let's get a group together! 3 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,921 Please be respectful of the neighbors and go home quietly. 4 00:00:36,951 --> 00:00:39,193 Mace! The sidewalk sale has commenced! 5 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:41,724 Sidewalk sale! Everything marked down fifty percent. 6 00:00:41,951 --> 00:00:43,196 Total liquidation. 7 00:00:43,321 --> 00:00:44,953 Everything must go. 8 00:00:45,572 --> 00:00:47,197 Giveaway! 9 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:58,913 10 00:01:00,516 --> 00:01:05,666 11 00:01:06,596 --> 00:01:09,903 12 00:01:10,116 --> 00:01:12,877 13 00:01:13,396 --> 00:01:17,593 14 00:01:18,116 --> 00:01:19,044 Good morning, Marilyn! 15 00:01:19,116 --> 00:01:22,885 16 00:01:23,523 --> 00:01:25,433 17 00:01:25,516 --> 00:01:30,749 girl cause I'm looking for 18 00:01:31,301 --> 00:01:35,097 19 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,365 Turn around, baby. 20 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:41,026 21 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:46,259 Inhale. Come back into Warrior One... 22 00:01:46,364 --> 00:01:51,321 and exhale. Bring the hands to the floor and take your left foot back Downward Facing Dog. 23 00:01:53,817 --> 00:01:58,623 Take your right foot up to your hands and breathe into Warrior One posture... 24 00:01:58,717 --> 00:02:01,437 and exhale come into a Warrior Two posture. 25 00:02:02,877 --> 00:02:04,059 Pause here for a moment. 26 00:02:30,245 --> 00:02:31,041 Alive? 27 00:02:33,094 --> 00:02:34,370 Did I have fun? 28 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:35,840 Yes. 29 00:02:36,141 --> 00:02:37,618 Did l? 30 00:02:39,558 --> 00:02:40,386 Yeah. 31 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:51,907 Got everything? 32 00:02:52,070 --> 00:02:52,539 Cell phone? 33 00:02:52,709 --> 00:02:53,211 Yes. 34 00:02:53,413 --> 00:02:54,242 Wallet? 35 00:02:54,822 --> 00:02:55,586 Yes. 36 00:02:55,974 --> 00:02:57,316 Self-respect? 37 00:02:58,086 --> 00:03:00,574 That wasn't with me last night. 38 00:03:02,598 --> 00:03:04,638 39 00:03:05,158 --> 00:03:08,158 40 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:12,799 I bought this for my... girlfriend... 41 00:03:12,898 --> 00:03:15,211 and, uh... you know... 42 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,846 It just... 43 00:03:18,975 --> 00:03:22,208 it wasn't the right fit. 44 00:03:22,598 --> 00:03:23,826 So what's your return... 45 00:03:23,879 --> 00:03:25,286 Sir, we kind of have a policy... 46 00:03:25,446 --> 00:03:29,636 there's no exchanges or refunds on dildos or penetrating devices. 47 00:03:30,695 --> 00:03:34,077 I mean, but it wasn't what we were looking for, you know. 48 00:03:34,342 --> 00:03:39,557 I understand. Maybe you can take it home and use it as a dog chew toy or a paperweight. 49 00:03:39,975 --> 00:03:41,698 Thanks for coming to the Gayborhood. 50 00:03:41,926 --> 00:03:42,558 Thanks. 51 00:03:42,759 --> 00:03:43,555 Have a good day. 52 00:03:49,031 --> 00:03:50,144 'morning! 53 00:03:50,406 --> 00:03:51,170 Good morning. 54 00:03:51,366 --> 00:03:52,414 You're late. 55 00:03:52,615 --> 00:03:53,117 I know. 56 00:03:54,183 --> 00:03:56,322 Considering this is only your second week on the job... 57 00:03:56,487 --> 00:03:58,080 you sure treat it with a lot of contempt. 58 00:03:58,279 --> 00:04:00,035 Oh, don't take it personally, Zeke. 59 00:04:00,231 --> 00:04:01,857 I treat all of my jobs with contempt. 60 00:04:01,927 --> 00:04:03,585 Don't expect me to last very long. 61 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:04,166 I don't. 62 00:04:06,727 --> 00:04:07,621 Good morning, sir. 63 00:04:07,784 --> 00:04:10,020 All purple dildos are on sale today. 64 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:11,744 Don't forget to buy in bulk. 65 00:04:12,007 --> 00:04:13,862 It's a wonderful day for dildo-buying. 66 00:04:15,527 --> 00:04:17,250 Zeke, I had the most incredible fourgy last night. 67 00:04:17,447 --> 00:04:18,876 I just don't even know where to begin. 68 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:20,967 Please, don't. I just had breakfast. 69 00:04:21,672 --> 00:04:22,153 Zeke... 70 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,105 sex can be a lot of fun. 71 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:24,865 Don't knock it. 72 00:04:25,127 --> 00:04:28,356 Just because I define myself as a gay man, doesn't mean that I'm a whore. 73 00:04:28,744 --> 00:04:30,435 I never charged a penny in my life. 74 00:04:31,495 --> 00:04:34,495 Hi! Swimwear is on sale, right? 75 00:04:34,727 --> 00:04:35,840 For you, anything. 76 00:04:36,008 --> 00:04:36,836 Twenty-nine dollars. 77 00:04:36,999 --> 00:04:38,047 I'll take them. 78 00:04:38,184 --> 00:04:39,860 These are going to look hot on you. 79 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:42,465 Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? 80 00:04:42,664 --> 00:04:43,743 I don't know. 81 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,370 You look familiar, too. 82 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,262 "Long John" 83 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:49,003 Excuse me? 84 00:04:49,096 --> 00:04:50,903 That's how I entered you in my cell phone. 85 00:04:51,368 --> 00:04:52,677 We hooked up about a year ago. 86 00:04:52,744 --> 00:04:53,759 I fucked you in my bath tub. 87 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,314 Jesus Christ. 88 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:57,190 Right. I vaguely remember now. 89 00:04:57,408 --> 00:04:58,904 Fun times. 90 00:04:59,017 --> 00:04:59,518 How you been? 91 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:00,320 Good. 92 00:05:01,193 --> 00:05:04,211 Long John, these are gonna hug you in all the right places. 93 00:05:04,425 --> 00:05:06,846 So do you still have my number? We should do it again sometime. 94 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:09,443 I'm flattered, but actually I don't do that anymore. 95 00:05:09,608 --> 00:05:10,374 Bath tubs? 96 00:05:10,472 --> 00:05:11,171 Sex. 97 00:05:11,401 --> 00:05:12,481 I'm in S.C.A. 98 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,302 Oh I'm sorry, I don't speak acronym. 99 00:05:14,536 --> 00:05:16,576 Sexual Compulsives Anonymous 100 00:05:16,776 --> 00:05:17,889 Right, hush hush. 101 00:05:18,121 --> 00:05:19,048 Why? 102 00:05:19,465 --> 00:05:21,439 You couldn't tell I'm a sexual compulsive? 103 00:05:21,672 --> 00:05:23,680 No. I thought you had sex with me because you like me. 104 00:05:23,881 --> 00:05:25,288 Not because you're a compulsive. 105 00:05:25,512 --> 00:05:26,658 When we had sex... 106 00:05:26,953 --> 00:05:28,163 I had a slip. 107 00:05:28,488 --> 00:05:29,983 I never smelled anything. 108 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:31,621 Here's my card. 109 00:05:31,945 --> 00:05:34,116 Perhaps we can hang out sometime. 110 00:05:34,409 --> 00:05:36,034 Yeah, but how will I know when you're having a slip? 111 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:37,664 Oh, not for sex. 112 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,582 Maybe you'd like to check out an SCA meeting? 113 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,335 Or a cuddle party. 114 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:43,910 Cuddle party? 115 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:45,917 How sad. 116 00:05:46,217 --> 00:05:48,672 He is one of life's cruel contradictions... 117 00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:51,176 a total bottom with a dick to die for... 118 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:53,954 and then... when he should be going to meetings to learn how to top... 119 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:56,455 he decides to stop having sex all together. 120 00:05:56,681 --> 00:05:57,663 Double sad. 121 00:05:57,993 --> 00:06:02,084 I don't see what's sad about someone realizing they have a problem, and trying to do something about it. 122 00:06:02,249 --> 00:06:06,079 Seeing all these grown up men spending all their time trying to get laid, now that's sad. 123 00:06:06,314 --> 00:06:07,623 Oh Zeke, please. 124 00:06:07,722 --> 00:06:09,544 There's a lot of important stuff happening out there. 125 00:06:09,642 --> 00:06:11,300 Issues that we need to fight for... 126 00:06:11,562 --> 00:06:12,456 Civil rights, 127 00:06:12,682 --> 00:06:14,821 Discrimination, equality, marriage. 128 00:06:15,689 --> 00:06:17,282 Well I don't see you out on the barricades. 129 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:19,043 You're working here with me here, peddling rubber dick. 130 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:19,908 Now why is that? 131 00:06:20,746 --> 00:06:22,153 This is just temporary. 132 00:06:27,114 --> 00:06:27,975 Hey Marilyn. 133 00:06:28,138 --> 00:06:29,087 Oh Peter! Peter! 134 00:06:29,386 --> 00:06:30,051 Guess what? 135 00:06:30,282 --> 00:06:30,848 What? 136 00:06:31,722 --> 00:06:32,966 Who's getting married? 137 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:34,151 I am. 138 00:06:35,722 --> 00:06:38,406 Bart asked me to marry him this morning. I'm engaged. 139 00:06:38,763 --> 00:06:39,656 Congratulations! 140 00:06:39,818 --> 00:06:41,247 My God, that's awesome! 141 00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:42,182 Did you guys set a date? 142 00:06:42,378 --> 00:06:43,807 We're thinking mid-September. 143 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,089 There's just so much to do. 144 00:06:45,323 --> 00:06:47,843 Oh Peter! I am so excited for us. 145 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:50,977 You and Derek moving in together and me off to get married. 146 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:53,513 It really goes to show, you, you know... 147 00:06:53,803 --> 00:06:55,591 Dreams do come true! 148 00:06:57,995 --> 00:06:59,042 Congratulations, Bart. 149 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:03,042 Bart, sit down over here so we can discuss the wedding invitations. 150 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:05,027 Not your department? 151 00:07:05,546 --> 00:07:06,561 I thought so. 152 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:07,911 Leave us alone then. 153 00:07:08,107 --> 00:07:08,968 Kissy Kissy. 154 00:07:11,466 --> 00:07:13,409 Kissy Kissy. 155 00:07:22,059 --> 00:07:25,355 Men - it's never too late to teach them new tricks. 156 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:29,059 Anyway, it might be a bit premature, but... 157 00:07:29,259 --> 00:07:31,626 I've started working on a seating chart. 158 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,568 Let me get your input. 159 00:07:37,035 --> 00:07:38,180 This is huge. 160 00:07:42,731 --> 00:07:44,935 Maybe this would be a good time to go over some rules. 161 00:07:45,419 --> 00:07:47,012 What kind of rules? 162 00:07:47,628 --> 00:07:50,944 I would just hate for us to fight about the small stuff, you know, like... 163 00:07:51,243 --> 00:07:52,967 who's turn it is to do the dishes, 164 00:07:53,164 --> 00:07:55,073 and taking out the garbage and stuff. 165 00:07:55,564 --> 00:07:57,451 And then there's the toilet seat issue. 166 00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,236 You know how much that bothers me. 167 00:07:59,404 --> 00:08:02,154 Maybe we could put up a sign, you know, to remind me. 168 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,005 I'm serious. 169 00:08:04,204 --> 00:08:06,343 A lot of relationships go bad when people move in together. 170 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:07,783 I just don't want that to happen to us. 171 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:08,614 Baby, it won't. 172 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:11,366 We just have to be considerate of each other, and give each other some slack. 173 00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:12,197 Right? 174 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:14,987 Right. 175 00:08:15,468 --> 00:08:18,436 Besides, it's too late. Unless you were planning on putting me out on the street or something. 176 00:08:18,636 --> 00:08:20,905 I didn't say I changed my mind. 177 00:08:21,644 --> 00:08:22,985 Are you trying to get me drunk? 178 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:24,391 Yeah, a little bit. 179 00:08:24,940 --> 00:08:26,053 Here, let's have a toast, okay? 180 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:29,894 To ten wonderful months together and many, many more to come. 181 00:08:31,885 --> 00:08:32,746 I love you. 182 00:08:33,549 --> 00:08:34,978 I love you more. 183 00:08:43,020 --> 00:08:45,125 Let the manhunt begin! 184 00:08:46,925 --> 00:08:48,932 Loose a button, make a friend. 185 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:52,652 You gonna come up for air, baby? 186 00:08:52,909 --> 00:08:54,469 It's just so cavernous! 187 00:08:54,797 --> 00:08:56,706 I'm addicted to cleavage. I don't understand it. 188 00:08:56,877 --> 00:08:58,732 Um, maybe because it resembles ass? 189 00:08:58,925 --> 00:08:59,525 Halt! 190 00:08:59,757 --> 00:09:00,488 Quality control. 191 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:03,115 I need to verify that this drink is not poisoned. 192 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:04,551 Water? 193 00:09:04,973 --> 00:09:06,435 What? Are you pregnant or something? 194 00:09:06,637 --> 00:09:09,059 That is a rare species of cock! 195 00:09:09,229 --> 00:09:11,880 What are you? Some kind of penis anthropologist? 196 00:09:12,077 --> 00:09:13,189 What do we have here, Mace? 197 00:09:13,357 --> 00:09:16,838 We have an ergonomic variety. Not often found in North America. 198 00:09:17,037 --> 00:09:18,084 I am South African. 199 00:09:18,285 --> 00:09:19,113 Well that explains it! 200 00:09:19,182 --> 00:09:20,359 So what will it be Luke? 201 00:09:20,557 --> 00:09:22,499 Something stiff and fruity. Like my men. 202 00:09:22,766 --> 00:09:24,359 Two vodkas. Splash of cranberry. 203 00:09:24,813 --> 00:09:28,261 I've got me a twenty-five dollar pussy, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my god! 204 00:09:28,557 --> 00:09:31,525 A five dollar ghetto booty and two dollar titties! 205 00:09:31,725 --> 00:09:33,481 Oh there they go! 206 00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:36,940 Who needs botox when you got cupcakes? 207 00:09:41,710 --> 00:09:43,532 You know what Annie said, don't you? 208 00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:45,253 Uh, who? 209 00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:46,283 You know, Orphan Annie. 210 00:09:46,446 --> 00:09:47,820 That lucky little bitch with the red hair. 211 00:09:48,493 --> 00:09:49,125 I give up. 212 00:09:49,774 --> 00:09:51,748 You're never fully dressed without a smile. 213 00:09:52,398 --> 00:09:54,121 And that would make you naked. 214 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:55,941 I see... 215 00:09:56,686 --> 00:09:58,115 So, what do you do? 216 00:09:58,286 --> 00:09:59,214 Oh! 217 00:10:00,462 --> 00:10:02,470 Now did you go ask him what he does for a living? 218 00:10:02,766 --> 00:10:03,016 Yeah... 219 00:10:03,278 --> 00:10:04,653 Cause Luke is allergic to that question. 220 00:10:04,782 --> 00:10:05,709 Vodka! 221 00:10:06,958 --> 00:10:09,347 I cannot be defined by how I pay my rent. 222 00:10:09,838 --> 00:10:13,548 Then how? By that ridiculous scarf and all the body glitter? 223 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:16,296 Honey, if you're not sparkling... what the fuck are you doing? 224 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:17,930 Touché. 225 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,114 I'm Luke. 226 00:10:19,503 --> 00:10:22,634 What name do they call out when they pin your ankles behind your ears? 227 00:10:23,087 --> 00:10:24,101 I'm Stephen. 228 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:26,725 Stephen with a V or Stephen with a PH? 229 00:10:27,054 --> 00:10:28,102 Uh... PH. 230 00:10:28,622 --> 00:10:30,281 Just verifying that you are gay. 231 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,733 Just for the record... my ankles are never behind my ears. 232 00:10:33,935 --> 00:10:35,396 Try yoga. You'll get there. 233 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,055 Not necessary, I'm a total top. 234 00:10:39,343 --> 00:10:41,994 How... Iimiting. Why? 235 00:10:42,223 --> 00:10:45,518 Not that it's any of your business but I just don't like to get fucked. 236 00:10:45,647 --> 00:10:48,396 Wait, your name is Stephen with a PH and you're a total top? 237 00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:50,826 Papi, how could you neglect your prostate like that? 238 00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,846 You know, nice talking with you girls... 239 00:10:52,975 --> 00:10:55,626 And a great reminder of why I don't come to places like this. 240 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,932 And just what do you mean by that? 241 00:10:58,127 --> 00:11:00,134 People here are so... typical. 242 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:01,676 Are you calling me typical? 243 00:11:01,967 --> 00:11:03,909 Typical might not be flamboyant enough. 244 00:11:04,207 --> 00:11:06,149 I'd say, you're more of a gay cliché 245 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:09,415 Eres mas pasiva que la puta que te pario! [You're more of a bottom than the bitch that gave you birth!] 246 00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:10,828 He called me a gay cliché 247 00:11:10,992 --> 00:11:11,985 Oh fuck him! 248 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:14,090 What does he want me to do? Wear flannel and go hiking? 249 00:11:14,191 --> 00:11:15,369 I'll show him gay cliché! 250 00:11:15,471 --> 00:11:16,649 Oh, no! 251 00:11:22,704 --> 00:11:24,613 Would the crazy faggot get off the furniture?! 252 00:11:24,848 --> 00:11:27,914 Would the drag queen please get a wardrobe budget? 253 00:11:28,239 --> 00:11:29,101 Security! 254 00:11:29,424 --> 00:11:31,845 I'm Tess Tickles and this is my show! 255 00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,802 Get your paws off me! 256 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:34,760 Whoa! 257 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,002 Oh! 258 00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:39,311 Hey there, shy boy. 259 00:11:40,048 --> 00:11:41,259 Where do you live? 260 00:11:41,648 --> 00:11:42,957 No, where do you live, stud? 261 00:11:43,248 --> 00:11:45,190 I'm sick of changing my sheets. 262 00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:47,022 Eightieth and Broadway. 263 00:11:50,352 --> 00:11:51,301 Where do you live? 264 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:53,488 I live around the corner actually. 265 00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:03,271 Bye! 266 00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:09,992 I was starting to judge myself... 267 00:12:10,192 --> 00:12:16,172 And I have the potential to judge myself right back into a bar. 268 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:22,917 So I dumped that little pee-wee, 'cause ain't nobody taking my fucking sobriety. 269 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:26,986 No way! No how! Ain't gonna happen! 270 00:12:31,729 --> 00:12:33,966 Hi, I'm Marilyn and I'm an alcoholic. 271 00:12:34,193 --> 00:12:35,054 Hi Marilyn. 272 00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:36,909 Thanks for the share, Sheila. 273 00:12:37,329 --> 00:12:39,817 I'm still having trouble... Ietting go. 274 00:12:40,401 --> 00:12:42,572 I'm having trouble getting to step three... 275 00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:46,510 But thanks to my sponsor Trisha, I think I'll get there. 276 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:51,015 I'm learning to appreciate the little things in life. 277 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,105 You know, like cranberry juice. 278 00:12:53,970 --> 00:12:57,231 I used to resent cranberry juice because it made my vodka taste so... 279 00:12:57,489 --> 00:12:58,220 I don't know... 280 00:12:58,514 --> 00:12:58,983 Sweet. 281 00:13:00,305 --> 00:13:04,462 Now I realize cranberry juice can be really tasty. 282 00:13:05,553 --> 00:13:06,601 Straight up! 283 00:13:12,242 --> 00:13:12,874 Luke? 284 00:13:13,106 --> 00:13:16,368 Try to look busy. The owner said he might come by today. 285 00:13:16,721 --> 00:13:17,867 What do you want me to do? 286 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,749 I don't know... Dust porn. 287 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:25,962 You know, I never in a million years imagined I'd grow up to be this... 288 00:13:26,194 --> 00:13:27,568 a duster of porn. 289 00:13:27,826 --> 00:13:29,168 Who said you're grown up? 290 00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:31,700 God knows you're no spring chicken... 291 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:34,958 but as far as fitting into the sociological framework of an adult? 292 00:13:35,122 --> 00:13:35,820 Uh uh. 293 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:40,108 I suppose you learned all this sociology mumbo-jumbo at the New School? 294 00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,297 Before they kicked you out? 295 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,529 They didn't kick me out. I left. 296 00:13:44,147 --> 00:13:47,562 Well, I didn't have to waste time at college to learn about sociology. 297 00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,716 Did you know that some study on the correlation between penis size and various things... 298 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:53,389 found that there is no connection whatsoever with the size of the feet? 299 00:13:53,491 --> 00:13:55,182 And you bring this up because...? 300 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:59,309 The study did claim however, there is a connection between penis size and height. 301 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,354 But I often find glaring exceptions to that rule. 302 00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:04,651 Well maybe their sampling wasn't as big as yours. 303 00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:05,935 True! 304 00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:07,469 So why did you leave? 305 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:08,558 What? 306 00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:09,960 School? 307 00:14:10,195 --> 00:14:13,294 My parents stopped helping me with tuition after I came out to them. 308 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:13,842 Ouch! 309 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,370 They decided New York wasn't the best place for me... 310 00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:19,185 and instead enrolled me at some religious school in Ohio. 311 00:14:19,251 --> 00:14:19,720 Eww! 312 00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:21,711 That's why I didn't go back. 313 00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,370 Black anal lickers. 314 00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:24,747 I think I know that guy! 315 00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,061 That's a picture of an ass! 316 00:14:26,163 --> 00:14:26,795 Yeah... 317 00:14:26,963 --> 00:14:28,010 I think I slept with it. 318 00:14:28,147 --> 00:14:31,792 God, you're so typical. Where are the normal gay people? 319 00:14:32,019 --> 00:14:32,619 Typical? 320 00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:33,837 You just hold it right there, Mister! 321 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,241 The other night, some guy called me a gay cliché... 322 00:14:36,403 --> 00:14:37,297 Very perceptive of him. 323 00:14:37,523 --> 00:14:38,603 Excuse me? 324 00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,681 For your information, there is nothing typical about me! 325 00:14:40,915 --> 00:14:41,711 At all! 326 00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:44,010 Just because we work together you think you know me. 327 00:14:44,212 --> 00:14:45,870 I went home with you once. Remember? 328 00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:47,179 Bits and pieces... 329 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:47,979 So? 330 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,456 So, I know you're not very good. 331 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:50,320 I passed out! 332 00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:51,151 Exactly. 333 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:51,885 I was drunk! 334 00:14:52,052 --> 00:14:52,554 No kidding! 335 00:14:52,723 --> 00:14:53,651 Yoo-hooo! 336 00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:57,450 You two are such a cute couple. 337 00:14:57,748 --> 00:14:59,406 And you sweetie... 338 00:14:59,668 --> 00:15:04,043 Oh, you remind me so much of myself as a young man. 339 00:15:09,972 --> 00:15:11,052 Peter, tell me... 340 00:15:11,188 --> 00:15:13,195 Am I just a pathetic gay cliché? 341 00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:14,989 Don't answer that. 342 00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:16,721 I know what you think. 343 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:18,064 But seriously... 344 00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:20,052 why does this bother me so much? 345 00:15:20,596 --> 00:15:23,564 I guess everybody has a need to feel significant in some way. 346 00:15:23,796 --> 00:15:26,185 You have Derek and that whole lovey-dovey shit. 347 00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:27,282 But that's not for me. 348 00:15:27,477 --> 00:15:30,477 I guess being single and easy makes me feel good. If I wanna fuck I fuck. 349 00:15:30,645 --> 00:15:32,270 Are you following me? 350 00:15:34,837 --> 00:15:37,324 Hey Marilyn! How's restaurant managing treating you? 351 00:15:37,429 --> 00:15:39,338 Luke! What a pleasant surprise. 352 00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:43,443 Maybe I should come work for you? We had such fun waiting tables together last summer, didn't we? 353 00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:45,260 Yes, didn't we? 354 00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:48,496 Oh, and Peter tells me you got engaged to the owner. Way to go! 355 00:15:48,756 --> 00:15:49,771 Thank you, Luke. 356 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:54,284 But... I thought you couldn't have a relationship if you're in Alcoholics Anonymous. 357 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,347 It's not a cult. 358 00:15:56,405 --> 00:15:58,893 Anonymous means anonymous, Peter. 359 00:15:59,093 --> 00:15:59,627 Sorry. 360 00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:02,064 Right. Hush, hush. If only your liver could talk. 361 00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,887 As a matter of fact, I'm late for a meeting. 362 00:16:04,149 --> 00:16:05,808 Trusting you can close things up? 363 00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:07,150 Don't forget to throw out the trash. 364 00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:10,388 Goodnight, Marilyn. Lets go for drinks soon. 365 00:16:11,925 --> 00:16:12,721 Hey baby! 366 00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:13,519 Hey! 367 00:16:13,685 --> 00:16:14,667 How you doing? 368 00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:15,946 Good! 369 00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:18,417 I'll have another. 370 00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:20,243 Actually, we're closed. 371 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:22,835 Oh, come on! A friend in need. 372 00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,556 Derek, you remember Luke, one of our regulars. 373 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,219 Hello there Luke. 374 00:16:26,390 --> 00:16:27,764 And hello to you. 375 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:31,534 He's just depressed because he found out today that he's a gay cliché. 376 00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:32,978 I am not! 377 00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:35,764 Okay, baby... Just give me a few minutes. I just have to close out. 378 00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:36,339 OK. 379 00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:38,347 So Luke, right? 380 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,820 Why don't you tell me what's bothering you? 381 00:16:41,238 --> 00:16:42,645 How can it be? 382 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,783 I've worked so hard to stand out. 383 00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:45,777 To sparkle! 384 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,860 Not to be some stereotype. 385 00:16:48,118 --> 00:16:50,257 I don't think you have to worry about that. You seem to stand out to me. 386 00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:52,690 Besides, nobody fits neatly into a stereotype Luke. 387 00:16:52,982 --> 00:16:54,258 Do you have a big dick? 388 00:16:54,742 --> 00:16:55,854 Uhh, I don't know. 389 00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:56,883 Really? 390 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:57,876 Let me investigate! 391 00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:59,829 OK, sure, sure! I have a big dick. 392 00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,869 So you're a black man with a big dick. 393 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,532 We're all just a bunch of stereotypes. 394 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:05,521 All of us. 395 00:17:05,655 --> 00:17:07,411 There are black men with small dicks. 396 00:17:07,575 --> 00:17:08,502 Poor, poor souls. 397 00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:11,060 There are exceptions to all stereotypes. 398 00:17:11,318 --> 00:17:13,555 But I don't want to be an exception, or a stereotype. 399 00:17:13,719 --> 00:17:15,726 I wanna be exceptional! 400 00:17:17,207 --> 00:17:18,995 Sometimes it all seems so pointless. 401 00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:20,303 Are you lonely? 402 00:17:20,566 --> 00:17:21,777 I'm drunk. 403 00:17:22,134 --> 00:17:23,541 You know before I met Peter... 404 00:17:23,671 --> 00:17:24,751 I felt that way a lot. 405 00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:28,172 You know, I wasn't unhappy, but something definitely was missing in my life. 406 00:17:28,279 --> 00:17:29,294 Baby, I'm ready to go. 407 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,539 Luke, out! 408 00:17:31,575 --> 00:17:33,004 Don't let him pussy-whip you, okay? 409 00:17:33,271 --> 00:17:33,903 Excuse me? 410 00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:36,620 I'm just saying. I know Peter. 411 00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,668 I think I can take care of myself. 412 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:39,789 Hey, I said time to go. 413 00:17:39,927 --> 00:17:41,388 No kidding! Where's the party? 414 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,903 Now we'll get you a cab and get you home, OK? 415 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:52,044 Home? Who's going home? 416 00:17:52,215 --> 00:17:56,471 Home is the four-letter word for no other option. I am not going home. 417 00:17:56,888 --> 00:17:57,902 Where's Mace? 418 00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,377 Come on, honey, lets go. 419 00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:05,421 Audrey! 420 00:18:05,655 --> 00:18:06,321 Hi! 421 00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:10,387 What are you doing later? 422 00:18:10,551 --> 00:18:12,886 There's a party in my pants and everybody's coming. 423 00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:13,910 I'm Luke. 424 00:18:14,296 --> 00:18:15,026 I know. 425 00:18:16,055 --> 00:18:18,063 We've hooked up like three times. 426 00:18:19,192 --> 00:18:20,686 You never remember me! 427 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,702 Sorry! Just trying to be polite. 428 00:18:23,927 --> 00:18:25,334 Luke! Yeah, you made it! 429 00:18:25,496 --> 00:18:26,259 I always do. 430 00:18:26,424 --> 00:18:29,206 You've got to see Mace performing in the dark room. 431 00:18:29,336 --> 00:18:32,336 I just... I just saw like, seven hands and a trunk. 432 00:18:32,536 --> 00:18:34,773 It's something out of lndian mythology. 433 00:18:34,937 --> 00:18:36,944 Have you been pollinating again, baby? 434 00:18:37,144 --> 00:18:38,573 Give us the blow by blow. 435 00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:41,264 I was nursing a giant banana slug. 436 00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:45,487 I held a left hook in one hand and a sloping cascade in the other. 437 00:18:45,976 --> 00:18:48,148 That is the most highly evolved species. 438 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,228 It's naturally angled to just slide... 439 00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:50,286 My turn! 440 00:18:50,424 --> 00:18:51,220 Follow me. 441 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,978 Beware of the trolls, mamita! 442 00:18:53,144 --> 00:18:54,737 Audrey, can I go home now? 443 00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:58,319 Aww, just nuzzle in, hon. It's OK. 444 00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:01,074 Everything's gonna be just fine. 445 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,047 Where did you learn that? 446 00:19:10,008 --> 00:19:11,121 Hobby. 447 00:19:11,928 --> 00:19:13,205 You've got some talent. 448 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,951 Umm, practice makes perfect. 449 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:18,103 You wanna... 450 00:19:18,617 --> 00:19:22,032 You wanna finish this at my place? I kind of want your undivided attention. 451 00:19:22,809 --> 00:19:24,369 Are you always this needy? 452 00:19:24,537 --> 00:19:25,747 Not always. 453 00:19:26,393 --> 00:19:29,360 Well, it's not everyday that I find a sloping cascade. 454 00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:30,319 A what? 455 00:19:30,393 --> 00:19:32,248 A sloping cascade. My friend Mace... 456 00:19:32,409 --> 00:19:33,554 -You? -Stephen? 457 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:34,835 With a PH! 458 00:19:35,225 --> 00:19:36,337 Well that's funny. 459 00:19:36,537 --> 00:19:37,202 Are you stalking me? 460 00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:38,359 Hell no! 461 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:40,624 Still wanna come home with me? 462 00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:41,326 No! 463 00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:42,192 Why not? 464 00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:44,278 You called me a gay cliché. 465 00:19:44,506 --> 00:19:46,644 Aw! You didn't strike me as the sensitive type. 466 00:19:46,905 --> 00:19:47,603 I didn't mean to upset you. 467 00:19:47,674 --> 00:19:48,567 Yes you did. 468 00:19:48,698 --> 00:19:49,876 Well, I take it back. 469 00:19:55,481 --> 00:19:56,463 Woof! 470 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,457 Meow! 471 00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:00,791 Lets blow this joint. 472 00:20:01,978 --> 00:20:03,123 I already have. 473 00:20:05,785 --> 00:20:06,800 I'm beat. 474 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,079 I bet. Long day, huh? 475 00:20:09,658 --> 00:20:11,185 Anything I can get you? 476 00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:13,775 Always the gentleman. 477 00:20:14,522 --> 00:20:16,246 Anything for my baby. 478 00:20:19,514 --> 00:20:22,067 479 00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:24,437 480 00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:28,912 481 00:20:30,010 --> 00:20:32,214 482 00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:35,152 483 00:20:35,899 --> 00:20:39,794 484 00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:43,481 485 00:20:44,186 --> 00:20:46,041 486 00:20:46,395 --> 00:20:48,948 487 00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:52,089 488 00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:55,664 489 00:20:55,995 --> 00:20:58,548 490 00:20:59,483 --> 00:21:02,582 your sense beside 491 00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:05,814 492 00:21:06,587 --> 00:21:10,100 Though it can be rough 493 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:11,866 494 00:21:12,059 --> 00:21:13,620 495 00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:15,061 496 00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:17,657 497 00:21:18,011 --> 00:21:20,248 498 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:22,643 499 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:26,864 500 00:21:37,051 --> 00:21:39,801 Roses are very conventional, of course. 501 00:21:40,316 --> 00:21:41,942 But that's not necessarily a bad thing. 502 00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:44,375 At my cousin Suzy's wedding, they had tulips. 503 00:21:44,796 --> 00:21:48,408 Tulips! Everywhere. It was so bizarre! 504 00:21:50,172 --> 00:21:52,955 Just a few more minutes, honey. I'm so ready. 505 00:21:56,636 --> 00:21:58,873 Umm, right there, honey. 506 00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:02,805 Umm, right there! That's it! 507 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:04,729 No tulips. 508 00:22:05,181 --> 00:22:07,286 No tulips for me. 509 00:22:08,157 --> 00:22:09,334 Wait, let me get this straight. 510 00:22:09,564 --> 00:22:11,288 You met your perfect man... 511 00:22:11,516 --> 00:22:13,523 in the backroom at BoysRoom? 512 00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:14,739 Isn't that ideal? 513 00:22:14,973 --> 00:22:16,729 Most people would be ashamed to admit that. 514 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:18,137 I am not most people! 515 00:22:18,365 --> 00:22:19,259 No Kidding. 516 00:22:19,644 --> 00:22:21,106 I've been with a lot of guys. 517 00:22:21,404 --> 00:22:22,898 I mean, A LOT of guys... 518 00:22:23,357 --> 00:22:25,179 But this was something out of the ordinary. 519 00:22:25,341 --> 00:22:26,650 What, you didn't pass out? 520 00:22:27,261 --> 00:22:29,334 Stephen and I had a real connection. 521 00:22:29,469 --> 00:22:31,094 I think we even looked each other in the eyes. 522 00:22:31,389 --> 00:22:34,204 And the way he fucked me, I went right into the stratosphere. 523 00:22:34,525 --> 00:22:36,380 And then he didn't care about cumming himself. 524 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:37,370 He didn't cum? 525 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,321 No. He said he didn't need to. 526 00:22:39,549 --> 00:22:40,978 It was all about my pleasure. 527 00:22:41,212 --> 00:22:42,260 Well, you must have liked that. 528 00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:43,355 Oh, I did. 529 00:22:43,581 --> 00:22:45,404 I bet he's on anti-depressants. 530 00:22:45,501 --> 00:22:46,036 Or Tiina. 531 00:22:46,108 --> 00:22:46,675 What? 532 00:22:46,781 --> 00:22:47,763 Or E. He probably couldn't cum. 533 00:22:47,901 --> 00:22:49,788 That is not true. I can make anyone cum. 534 00:22:49,853 --> 00:22:52,667 He just chose not to. For him it was all about Moi! 535 00:22:52,925 --> 00:22:53,624 Jesus! 536 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:55,446 So what about you? 537 00:22:55,581 --> 00:22:57,752 Did you bang anyone from naked yoga class last night? 538 00:22:57,821 --> 00:22:59,993 Naked yoga class is not about sex, Luke. 539 00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:03,258 Me and Jasper were busy making flyers for the equal rights march. 540 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:04,215 Huh. 541 00:23:04,669 --> 00:23:05,814 Who's Jasper? 542 00:23:06,014 --> 00:23:06,712 My dog. 543 00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,153 Aren't you non-stop fun. 544 00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:10,109 Hey you! 545 00:23:14,813 --> 00:23:16,155 Now that's customer service. 546 00:23:16,318 --> 00:23:18,107 Luke is trained to satisfy. 547 00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:19,513 Zeke, this is Stephen. 548 00:23:19,806 --> 00:23:20,602 With a PH. 549 00:23:20,894 --> 00:23:23,283 So you're the guy who's been keeping Luke awake all night? 550 00:23:23,838 --> 00:23:24,950 Hey don't I know you? 551 00:23:25,342 --> 00:23:26,203 I don't' think so. 552 00:23:26,302 --> 00:23:30,196 So, to what do we owe the pleasure of your presence here at the Gayborhood? 553 00:23:30,462 --> 00:23:33,845 Interested in a butt-plug? May I introduce you to the anal intruder? 554 00:23:33,982 --> 00:23:35,804 No smart ass, you know I'm not into that. 555 00:23:35,966 --> 00:23:36,762 I came to ask you on a date. 556 00:23:36,894 --> 00:23:37,690 How proper! 557 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:40,252 Luke doesn't date. Too much commitment. 558 00:23:40,702 --> 00:23:41,433 Is that true? 559 00:23:41,662 --> 00:23:44,696 Not necessarily. It's just the idea of dating... 560 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:45,562 Hi! How are you? 561 00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:45,979 Hi. 562 00:23:46,622 --> 00:23:49,590 Sitting across from a complete stranger and having them ask me forced questions... 563 00:23:49,758 --> 00:23:51,581 Iike how many brothers and sisters I have, 564 00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:54,427 where I grew up, and what my star sign is. It's so unnatural. 565 00:23:54,623 --> 00:23:55,354 Credit or debit? 566 00:23:55,454 --> 00:23:56,021 Debit. 567 00:23:56,094 --> 00:23:57,370 Go ahead and swipe your card and press your pin. 568 00:23:57,886 --> 00:23:59,741 Date is a four letter word for interview. 569 00:24:00,286 --> 00:24:01,595 And if I wanted one of those... 570 00:24:03,647 --> 00:24:05,141 I'd look for a real job. 571 00:24:05,502 --> 00:24:06,364 Thank you. 572 00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,304 So, may I schedule one? 573 00:24:09,438 --> 00:24:09,885 What? 574 00:24:10,175 --> 00:24:12,728 I like the skills on your resume. Can I set up an interview? 575 00:24:12,830 --> 00:24:16,857 Only if it's a very modern-day, very no-strings-attached type interview. 576 00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:18,843 I'm a no-strings-attached employer. 577 00:24:19,038 --> 00:24:21,144 I won't even bother to check your references. 578 00:24:21,406 --> 00:24:22,388 Yeah, that would take years. 579 00:24:23,551 --> 00:24:25,339 So, how about tomorrow? 580 00:24:25,919 --> 00:24:26,518 Yes. 581 00:24:27,103 --> 00:24:29,013 You don't know me, and I don't know you. 582 00:24:29,183 --> 00:24:30,012 Perfect! 583 00:24:30,943 --> 00:24:33,791 There's a spinning class at David Barton Gym at 7.30pm. 584 00:24:34,079 --> 00:24:34,875 Be there. 585 00:24:35,135 --> 00:24:36,029 Will do. 586 00:24:42,207 --> 00:24:43,669 Oh, fuck you, Zeke. 587 00:24:46,143 --> 00:24:46,743 Come on! 588 00:24:47,264 --> 00:24:52,152 Five... four... three... two... one! 589 00:24:52,383 --> 00:24:53,812 Hit it! Up and off that seat, come on! 590 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:55,933 Yeah go for it! 591 00:24:56,543 --> 00:24:57,787 That's right, up that hill! 592 00:24:58,463 --> 00:24:59,805 Go! Nice! 593 00:25:00,384 --> 00:25:01,813 Pound with that foot. Pound it! 594 00:25:02,304 --> 00:25:04,540 Yeah. Come on, you can do it! 595 00:25:04,863 --> 00:25:06,424 Keep going. That's right! 596 00:25:06,816 --> 00:25:09,428 All right guys... 597 00:25:09,472 --> 00:25:10,333 you ready? 598 00:25:11,327 --> 00:25:12,505 I said are you ready? 599 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:13,594 One - go! 600 00:25:14,176 --> 00:25:15,321 Yeah! Go. Come on! 601 00:25:15,871 --> 00:25:19,220 Yeah! Come on, you can do it! Push. 602 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,078 Push! Yeah. 603 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,025 Save it for the steam room. 604 00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:38,006 So I was wondering: How many brothers and sisters do you have, 605 00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:40,151 where did you grow up, and what's your star sign? 606 00:25:42,689 --> 00:25:43,866 One of each. 607 00:25:44,065 --> 00:25:45,112 Beaverton, Oregon. 608 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:45,749 Cancer. 609 00:25:45,985 --> 00:25:46,584 And you? 610 00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:50,330 I'm an only child. Beverly Hills, California. Leo. 611 00:25:50,496 --> 00:25:52,952 So, what do we do now that we know each other? 612 00:25:53,568 --> 00:25:54,550 I think we take it slow. 613 00:25:55,425 --> 00:25:57,247 All the way to my place. 614 00:25:58,753 --> 00:25:59,865 Impressive. 615 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,200 You don't remember my place from the other night? 616 00:26:02,369 --> 00:26:03,743 Not at all. 617 00:26:04,128 --> 00:26:07,325 I just hope you don't substitute taste with a price tag. 618 00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:09,911 Well, I brought you home didn't l? 619 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,355 You calling me cheap? 620 00:26:12,993 --> 00:26:15,230 So how do you afford all your baubles? 621 00:26:15,585 --> 00:26:17,146 Are you asking what I do for a living? 622 00:26:17,697 --> 00:26:19,453 Let me rephrase the question. 623 00:26:19,809 --> 00:26:21,948 Who had to die for you to afford this place? 624 00:26:22,369 --> 00:26:24,540 Well if you must know, I have a trust fund. 625 00:26:26,241 --> 00:26:29,689 Well it's not something I'm proud of, or not proud of. 626 00:26:29,986 --> 00:26:32,539 It just is. And it allows me to focus on my passion. 627 00:26:32,737 --> 00:26:33,501 Which is? 628 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,007 Painting. 629 00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:37,280 I'm getting my MFA at the New School. 630 00:26:37,441 --> 00:26:39,264 Everything you see on the wall is mine. 631 00:26:40,706 --> 00:26:41,721 Nice. 632 00:26:42,370 --> 00:26:45,753 I'm trying to evoke visual emotions from my art. 633 00:26:46,177 --> 00:26:48,479 I want you to feel something when you look at it. 634 00:26:48,674 --> 00:26:50,081 Like those ink blots? 635 00:26:51,106 --> 00:26:52,928 Would you like to lay down? 636 00:26:53,826 --> 00:26:55,735 Don't mind if I do. 637 00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,496 How does that one make you feel? 638 00:27:02,306 --> 00:27:03,037 Horny. 639 00:27:03,842 --> 00:27:04,890 And this one? 640 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:06,649 Horny. 641 00:27:08,162 --> 00:27:09,951 What's your passion in life? 642 00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,541 I would have to say sex. 643 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,167 Nothing more? Nothing a little deeper? 644 00:27:15,746 --> 00:27:17,055 Oh, deeper... 645 00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:20,733 And you wonder why I called you a gay cliché. 646 00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:23,228 And what would you like to hear doctor? 647 00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:26,074 That all I want is to love and be loved? 648 00:27:26,467 --> 00:27:29,434 And until I find that, I'll fuck to forget? 649 00:27:30,211 --> 00:27:32,764 Well, now you've given me something to work with. 650 00:27:33,027 --> 00:27:33,626 Great. 651 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,743 That'll be our little secret. 652 00:27:43,107 --> 00:27:44,001 So, um... 653 00:27:44,547 --> 00:27:46,041 How much do I owe you for this session? 654 00:27:46,819 --> 00:27:48,029 Just a kiss. 655 00:27:51,683 --> 00:27:53,920 I'm sorry, I gotta head out. 656 00:27:54,147 --> 00:27:56,034 I have a friend who's going through some drama 657 00:27:56,163 --> 00:27:58,399 and I told her I'd meet her for dinner at nine-thirty. 658 00:27:58,467 --> 00:27:59,067 Oh. 659 00:28:02,243 --> 00:28:05,211 To be honest I had no idea that our date would go so well. 660 00:28:06,307 --> 00:28:08,216 But I'm looking forward to getting more inside of you. 661 00:28:08,868 --> 00:28:09,915 Pun intended. 662 00:28:15,619 --> 00:28:16,797 I'll call you tomorrow. 663 00:28:17,187 --> 00:28:18,616 I'll call you after dinner. 664 00:28:31,236 --> 00:28:32,381 Honey - no! 665 00:28:32,548 --> 00:28:36,028 Because I don't want you to re-arrange anything in there. Just wait until I get home, OK? 666 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,442 Thank you. 667 00:28:38,404 --> 00:28:39,997 I love you more. 668 00:28:46,660 --> 00:28:48,221 I don't know what to do. 669 00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:50,336 What's that honey? 670 00:28:51,269 --> 00:28:55,365 I just... I just need things to be a certain way, you know, and... 671 00:28:55,396 --> 00:28:56,738 Derek doesn't get that. 672 00:28:56,868 --> 00:29:00,480 And now he's started re-arranging the bedroom closet to fit his things in. 673 00:29:00,644 --> 00:29:02,816 Even though we both know, I would do it better. 674 00:29:05,253 --> 00:29:06,779 Is there something else bothering you? 675 00:29:07,685 --> 00:29:08,448 No. 676 00:29:09,924 --> 00:29:12,029 Well... Yeah. 677 00:29:12,485 --> 00:29:14,973 He takes everything so lightly. 678 00:29:15,301 --> 00:29:20,003 Always so sweet to everyone. Always in a good mood. Always so perfect, all the time. 679 00:29:20,101 --> 00:29:24,022 And I guess that just makes me feel... 680 00:29:24,068 --> 00:29:25,824 not so perfect. 681 00:29:26,789 --> 00:29:29,659 Don't you sabotage this, now Peter. 682 00:29:30,309 --> 00:29:32,349 Relationships can be very scary. 683 00:29:32,549 --> 00:29:34,557 But when it's right, it's right. And you'll know. 684 00:29:35,076 --> 00:29:36,320 Yeah, but how do you know? 685 00:29:36,613 --> 00:29:38,784 Well, I don't know. What are you asking me for? 686 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:40,476 Look, don't think so much. 687 00:29:40,677 --> 00:29:43,907 Sometimes you just have to just plunge ahead and go after what you want. 688 00:29:44,005 --> 00:29:46,177 Happiness is not waiting around for anybody. 689 00:29:46,694 --> 00:29:49,149 It has to be grabbed, and held on to. 690 00:29:50,725 --> 00:29:52,962 A dirty martini for me is like... 691 00:29:53,189 --> 00:29:54,466 Awoman's breasts. 692 00:29:54,789 --> 00:29:57,953 One is not enough, but three - 693 00:29:58,277 --> 00:30:00,382 Three is definitely not enough. 694 00:30:00,613 --> 00:30:03,002 Anybody else with a burning desire? 695 00:30:05,318 --> 00:30:07,172 I'm Marilyn, and I'm an alcoholic. 696 00:30:07,302 --> 00:30:08,196 Hi Marilyn. 697 00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:10,971 I could really go for a Long lsland lce Tea, right now. 698 00:30:11,205 --> 00:30:14,501 But... thanks to my sponsor Trisha, she's taught me that... 699 00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:16,225 I only want something to hold onto. 700 00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:17,920 I want a prostitute! 701 00:30:20,197 --> 00:30:22,499 I've been sober for... 702 00:30:23,077 --> 00:30:24,288 Thirty-four weeks. 703 00:30:24,838 --> 00:30:29,116 And as most of you know, I'm getting married soon. 704 00:30:29,478 --> 00:30:31,169 To my wonderful fianc? 705 00:30:31,366 --> 00:30:36,417 So if anybody knows of a banquet hall that would compliment my colors of cantaloupe and cream... 706 00:30:37,062 --> 00:30:38,404 You can speak to me after the meeting. 707 00:30:38,726 --> 00:30:39,620 Someone else? 708 00:30:41,415 --> 00:30:42,822 Hi, I'm Sam, and I'm an alcoholic. 709 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,189 Hi Sam! 710 00:30:44,614 --> 00:30:48,127 I've got a burning desire for just... a beer. 711 00:30:48,487 --> 00:30:49,469 Any beer! 712 00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:51,139 One beer! 713 00:30:51,942 --> 00:30:55,325 I've got just two days of sobriety and I've been coming here almost two years. 714 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,493 We must realize that we're powerless in the face of our addictions. 715 00:30:58,631 --> 00:30:59,776 Give me a prostitute! 716 00:30:59,847 --> 00:31:01,276 A prostitute! 717 00:31:04,647 --> 00:31:05,857 Are we all finished here? 718 00:31:06,151 --> 00:31:06,979 Thank you. 719 00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:08,804 It was delicious. 720 00:31:09,031 --> 00:31:09,958 Good! 721 00:31:11,815 --> 00:31:14,532 I just feel so ashamed when I see people like Bobbi. 722 00:31:14,759 --> 00:31:17,974 Who's been in the program just a couple of months, and... 723 00:31:18,055 --> 00:31:19,713 she's already on step seven. 724 00:31:20,071 --> 00:31:23,388 And here I am, and I can't even seem to reach step three. 725 00:31:24,679 --> 00:31:27,908 It seems like the harder I try, the further away I am. 726 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:29,893 Breathe Marilyn. 727 00:31:32,231 --> 00:31:36,574 You just need to give up the control of your life to your higher power. Just let go. 728 00:31:37,831 --> 00:31:40,799 I guess I feel that if I don't control it, it won't get done. 729 00:31:41,223 --> 00:31:43,809 For example: I registered at Macy's... 730 00:31:44,072 --> 00:31:48,295 and there's this crock pot that I'm dying to have. 731 00:31:48,904 --> 00:31:53,410 And when I went back over my registry, they had forgotten to include it. 732 00:31:53,608 --> 00:31:54,884 Completely overlooked! 733 00:31:55,816 --> 00:32:00,322 I mean, if I hadn't double checked; that crock pot would not be among my wedding gifts. 734 00:32:02,312 --> 00:32:06,535 You think I can just leave a $300 crock pot, up to my higher power? 735 00:32:06,952 --> 00:32:08,992 Is Bart able to help you in letting go? 736 00:32:09,416 --> 00:32:11,936 No, Bart thinks I'm making a big fuss over nothing. 737 00:32:12,136 --> 00:32:15,332 He can't even help me locate a venue for my bridal shower. 738 00:32:15,656 --> 00:32:19,103 Maybe you should just wait a little with your wedding, it seems really stressful. 739 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,411 No! I wanna get it over with. 740 00:32:21,672 --> 00:32:24,574 Do you think we can have my bridal shower at my home group? 741 00:32:24,712 --> 00:32:25,410 Marilyn... 742 00:32:26,088 --> 00:32:26,720 Yes? 743 00:32:35,657 --> 00:32:36,388 Trisha... 744 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,113 This doesn't feel right. 745 00:32:38,312 --> 00:32:41,029 Marilyn, I know you're attracted to me too. 746 00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,021 I am? 747 00:32:42,344 --> 00:32:44,897 You could be rushing into this wedding... 748 00:32:45,033 --> 00:32:47,171 To avoid dealing with your true feelings. 749 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,677 Have you ever... 750 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,502 been with a woman? 751 00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:52,485 No. Never. 752 00:32:52,585 --> 00:32:53,763 Oh, God, I'm so into you. 753 00:32:59,913 --> 00:33:00,841 Waiter! 754 00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:02,497 Dessert menus, ladies. 755 00:33:02,761 --> 00:33:03,873 One vodka sour, please. 756 00:33:03,945 --> 00:33:04,545 Coming right up. 757 00:33:04,617 --> 00:33:05,510 No Marilyn! 758 00:33:05,769 --> 00:33:07,558 What have I done? I'm to be a married woman. 759 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,444 Marilyn, you cannot compromise your sobriety. 760 00:33:09,514 --> 00:33:10,659 Just one, Trisha. Just one. 761 00:33:10,793 --> 00:33:11,654 It doesn't work like that. 762 00:33:11,817 --> 00:33:13,922 Just one, damn it! I'm in control. 763 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:16,132 No you're not. I'm not. We are not. 764 00:33:16,553 --> 00:33:20,165 Look, I shouldn't have let my feeling come over me. I'm not in control of them. 765 00:33:20,233 --> 00:33:22,120 But I am your sponsor, and... 766 00:33:22,409 --> 00:33:22,976 Vodka sour. 767 00:33:32,169 --> 00:33:32,998 Ok. 768 00:33:34,154 --> 00:33:35,364 Trisha! 769 00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:45,733 I will not drink you, just this minute. 770 00:33:47,434 --> 00:33:49,736 Not, just this minute. 771 00:33:52,778 --> 00:33:53,377 Not... 772 00:33:56,938 --> 00:33:57,865 Oups. 773 00:34:02,858 --> 00:34:04,200 Peter, Marilyn is here to see you. 774 00:34:04,714 --> 00:34:05,510 Hey! 775 00:34:05,802 --> 00:34:07,460 Marilyn, what are you doing here? 776 00:34:07,786 --> 00:34:08,582 Is everything ok? 777 00:34:08,650 --> 00:34:09,697 Peter I don't know what to do. 778 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:12,963 Oh, ok. Come here and tell us what's wrong. 779 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:15,273 I don't have any close girlfriends in the city. 780 00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:17,474 What do you mean? 781 00:34:18,058 --> 00:34:19,881 Well, I thought I had a maid of honor. 782 00:34:20,714 --> 00:34:21,128 But... 783 00:34:22,122 --> 00:34:23,845 Well, I don't want to get into it. 784 00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:26,248 Anyway, I have to put together my bridal shower all by myself. 785 00:34:26,315 --> 00:34:28,170 And I don't know where, or how, or who, and... 786 00:34:30,891 --> 00:34:33,509 One really shouldn't have to organize one's own shower. 787 00:34:33,642 --> 00:34:36,457 Maybe it's not necessary to have a bridal shower? 788 00:34:37,355 --> 00:34:39,111 You know, we would love to host your shower. 789 00:34:39,691 --> 00:34:40,640 You would? 790 00:34:41,995 --> 00:34:43,882 Yeah, of course we would. 791 00:34:44,555 --> 00:34:46,465 It would have to be a non-alcoholic event. 792 00:34:46,763 --> 00:34:48,421 Naturally. Naturally. 793 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:51,013 But who are you going to invite? 794 00:34:51,147 --> 00:34:53,481 Oh, don't worry, we'll find you lot's of girlfriends. 795 00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:56,865 And Peter, your ass is gonna look so good in a little slinky frock. 796 00:34:57,067 --> 00:35:01,956 Oh no! No, I played Jo, in an all male production of Little Women, for six weeks. 797 00:35:02,091 --> 00:35:03,978 I think I've had enough drag to last me a lifetime. 798 00:35:04,139 --> 00:35:06,474 Don't' be selfish. Do it for me. 799 00:35:07,659 --> 00:35:08,674 I mean - 800 00:35:09,452 --> 00:35:11,306 Do it for Marilyn. 801 00:35:17,419 --> 00:35:20,486 And yesterday this other guy started blowing me. Also in the steam room. 802 00:35:20,716 --> 00:35:22,756 But this time I didn't cum because we got interrupted. 803 00:35:22,924 --> 00:35:24,484 Don't you hate when that happens? 804 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:27,621 I know. But isn't that crazy? Twice in the same week. 805 00:35:27,756 --> 00:35:29,163 People have no shame. 806 00:35:29,356 --> 00:35:30,087 So, Luke... 807 00:35:30,316 --> 00:35:32,705 When this... happens to you... 808 00:35:33,292 --> 00:35:36,423 Do you ever think that maybe... Just once... 809 00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:38,243 You should say no to it? 810 00:35:38,444 --> 00:35:39,938 No. Why? 811 00:35:40,428 --> 00:35:43,657 Well... You say you like this Stephen guy... 812 00:35:44,236 --> 00:35:46,472 Maybe you should explore monogamy? 813 00:35:46,764 --> 00:35:47,625 That's true. 814 00:35:48,172 --> 00:35:49,797 I really do like Stephen. 815 00:35:49,964 --> 00:35:53,063 And yesterday as I was getting my dick sucked, I thought about him the whole time. 816 00:35:53,196 --> 00:35:54,244 Isn't that special? 817 00:35:55,116 --> 00:35:57,385 But what can I say? I get distracted easily. 818 00:35:57,644 --> 00:36:00,297 If attention deficit disorder had been around when I was a kid... 819 00:36:00,397 --> 00:36:01,412 I definitely would have had it. 820 00:36:01,580 --> 00:36:05,509 It's not ADD, Luke. It's a compulsion. You have a compulsive disorder. 821 00:36:05,901 --> 00:36:06,567 I do not. 822 00:36:06,988 --> 00:36:09,509 If someone offers you dick, you can't say no. 823 00:36:09,804 --> 00:36:10,732 Of course I can. 824 00:36:11,853 --> 00:36:12,518 Do you feel that? 825 00:36:13,517 --> 00:36:14,345 Oh, my! 826 00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:16,485 Your steam room story... 827 00:36:16,845 --> 00:36:19,333 Really turned me on. 828 00:36:19,852 --> 00:36:21,827 Maybe it's time we finish what we started? 829 00:36:22,028 --> 00:36:22,792 I'll lock the front door. 830 00:36:22,893 --> 00:36:24,802 See? You can't say no! 831 00:36:24,973 --> 00:36:28,355 All the world ever sees of our community is people like you. It's really a shame. 832 00:36:28,589 --> 00:36:30,116 Why are you always trying to change the world Zeke? 833 00:36:30,253 --> 00:36:31,748 Because it's the only thing to do. 834 00:36:32,077 --> 00:36:33,026 I'm going to lunch. 835 00:36:33,197 --> 00:36:35,084 So you think maybe I'm a nympho? 836 00:36:37,838 --> 00:36:39,626 I think you really like this Stephen guy. 837 00:36:39,789 --> 00:36:44,132 But, you're petrified of love and do everything and everyone to keep your distance. 838 00:36:50,477 --> 00:36:51,590 Huh... 839 00:37:04,110 --> 00:37:04,939 Hey, Luke. 840 00:37:05,454 --> 00:37:07,494 Long John? Hey. 841 00:37:10,637 --> 00:37:11,368 Hi Luke! 842 00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:12,681 Tripod. 843 00:37:12,942 --> 00:37:13,640 Luke. 844 00:37:13,838 --> 00:37:15,626 Jackhammer! Hi. 845 00:37:16,845 --> 00:37:18,984 Ok, well, welcome everybody. 846 00:37:19,918 --> 00:37:21,162 Why don't we... 847 00:37:21,518 --> 00:37:22,533 Why don 't we get started. 848 00:37:22,798 --> 00:37:25,482 And we'll go around the room and introduce ourselves. 849 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:27,588 I'm Bob, and I'm a sexual compulsive. 850 00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:28,935 Hi Bob! 851 00:37:30,478 --> 00:37:33,381 Hello, my name is Nacho, and I am a sexual compulsive. 852 00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:34,726 Hi Nacho. 853 00:37:35,183 --> 00:37:37,255 Hi, I'm Nicki and I'm a sexoholic. 854 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,502 Hi Nicki! 855 00:37:38,830 --> 00:37:40,772 Hi, I'm Lair and I'm a sexual addict. 856 00:37:40,910 --> 00:37:41,739 Hi Lair! 857 00:37:41,870 --> 00:37:44,969 Hi, I'm Vlad, and I'm addicted to internet sex. 858 00:37:45,071 --> 00:37:45,899 Hi Vlad. 859 00:37:46,095 --> 00:37:47,043 Hi, I'm Sara. 860 00:37:47,151 --> 00:37:48,012 Hi, I'm Brandi. 861 00:37:48,111 --> 00:37:50,664 And we're co-dependant and sexually compulsive. 862 00:37:50,831 --> 00:37:52,238 Yeah we fuck a lot! 863 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:53,896 Hi Sara and Brandi! 864 00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:56,297 Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a sexual compulsive. 865 00:37:56,783 --> 00:37:57,710 Hi Michael! 866 00:37:59,246 --> 00:38:02,313 Hi, I'm Luke and I love sex. 867 00:38:02,415 --> 00:38:03,397 Hi Luke! 868 00:38:03,855 --> 00:38:09,354 So each morning when I wake up next to a stranger, I don't blame myself. 869 00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:11,853 I just need to come here and stick with my plan. 870 00:38:12,047 --> 00:38:14,730 Remembering that compulsion is not a choice. 871 00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:17,574 Thank you. Someone else? 872 00:38:18,415 --> 00:38:20,782 My name is Roger, I'm a sexual compulsive. 873 00:38:21,359 --> 00:38:22,221 Hi Roger! 874 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,578 I've learned to accept... surrender. 875 00:38:26,064 --> 00:38:28,551 Whether it be a donut or a bicep. 876 00:38:29,839 --> 00:38:32,360 I realize that I'm powerless over both. 877 00:38:32,591 --> 00:38:33,452 That's why I'm here. 878 00:38:33,584 --> 00:38:34,150 Thank you. 879 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:35,275 Anyone else? 880 00:38:36,079 --> 00:38:39,014 Hi, I'm Luke, and I just have to say I'm one of you. 881 00:38:39,311 --> 00:38:42,540 I was out recently on the dunes of Fire lsland, fooling around with this stud. 882 00:38:42,768 --> 00:38:46,117 His ass was so hard, I couldn't help myself from actually biting it. 883 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,543 So as I'm fucking him, all these guys start appearing out of nowhere pulling out their fat meat. 884 00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:53,679 I came all over this guys back, so I wasn't really horny anymore. 885 00:38:53,904 --> 00:38:58,312 But I knew if I didn't have a piece of everyone there I would hate myself so much the next morning. 886 00:38:58,512 --> 00:38:59,378 So I... 887 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:01,893 Like you all... accepted surrender. 888 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:05,255 I took to that hard hung herd like a mosquito to blood. And had my... 889 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,782 Luke, Luke! Luke! You have to stop. 890 00:39:08,048 --> 00:39:09,837 Because what you're doing is acting out. 891 00:39:10,064 --> 00:39:14,123 And you're enticing others to act out as well, and that's not what we're here for. 892 00:39:14,384 --> 00:39:18,759 We're here to help each other, and support each other. Not to pander to our vice. 893 00:39:19,121 --> 00:39:20,877 Ok everyone, repeat after me: 894 00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:25,231 Our disease is a cunning and baffling beast. 895 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,190 Always seeking out new ways, to trick us into submission. 896 00:39:29,521 --> 00:39:33,165 Our disease is a cunning and baffling beast. 897 00:39:33,457 --> 00:39:38,029 Always seeking out new ways to trick us into submission. 898 00:39:38,321 --> 00:39:41,704 Our disease is a cunning and baffling beast. 899 00:39:41,873 --> 00:39:45,931 Always seeking out new ways, to trick us into submission... 900 00:39:46,321 --> 00:39:47,269 It was crazy... 901 00:39:47,568 --> 00:39:49,030 Iike they all got into a trance. 902 00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:51,655 Our disease is a cunning and baffling beast. 903 00:39:51,761 --> 00:39:55,057 Always seeking out new ways to trick us into submission. 904 00:39:55,217 --> 00:39:55,915 And then... 905 00:39:56,177 --> 00:39:58,064 they started flogging themselves with ropes. 906 00:39:58,321 --> 00:39:59,183 They did not. 907 00:39:59,281 --> 00:40:00,175 I swear! 908 00:40:00,369 --> 00:40:01,449 They did not. 909 00:40:01,841 --> 00:40:04,296 Well, they might have! I was out of there before it came to that. 910 00:40:04,465 --> 00:40:05,545 Met a cute guy though. 911 00:40:05,969 --> 00:40:06,769 Got his number too. 912 00:40:06,769 --> 00:40:07,565 You're hopeless. 913 00:40:07,985 --> 00:40:11,334 But, I didn't call him. I decided to wait and see how things were going with Stephen. 914 00:40:11,441 --> 00:40:12,237 So, you see... 915 00:40:12,753 --> 00:40:14,095 not hopeless. 916 00:40:14,386 --> 00:40:16,076 Well, Luke. That reminds me. 917 00:40:16,241 --> 00:40:16,808 What? 918 00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:19,120 I remember where I know Stephen from. 919 00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,428 You went to college together. 920 00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:21,738 At the New School? 921 00:40:22,322 --> 00:40:23,751 He's getting his MFA in painting. 922 00:40:25,394 --> 00:40:26,703 Callboy.com? 923 00:40:26,929 --> 00:40:30,541 $300. Out only. Total top with a total package. 924 00:40:30,802 --> 00:40:32,624 A big dick and a college degree. 925 00:40:32,818 --> 00:40:34,640 Remember how you said he fucked like a pro? 926 00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:36,044 It's definitely him. 927 00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:38,471 And his sloping cascade. 928 00:40:39,954 --> 00:40:40,969 Nico? 929 00:40:41,298 --> 00:40:42,825 Now you know why he doesn't cum. 930 00:40:43,249 --> 00:40:43,948 With you. 931 00:40:44,562 --> 00:40:47,115 Will make you feel like you're the one and only. 932 00:40:47,282 --> 00:40:48,908 He's got testimonials too. 933 00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:51,857 You little gutter snipe! I can't believe you printed this out for me. 934 00:40:51,954 --> 00:40:53,099 Tough love, Luke. 935 00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:55,055 You know what I did last night when he had...? 936 00:40:55,827 --> 00:40:57,234 It's all making sense. 937 00:40:57,843 --> 00:41:00,177 You know what I did last night instead of fuck a stranger? 938 00:41:00,434 --> 00:41:01,295 I went home. 939 00:41:01,587 --> 00:41:02,415 Alone. 940 00:41:02,643 --> 00:41:05,512 Thinking about... Nico. 941 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,498 And just what exactly are you doing on callboy.com? 942 00:41:08,595 --> 00:41:11,856 I wrote a paper on queer culture and online sex last semester. 943 00:41:13,074 --> 00:41:14,449 For Sociology class. 944 00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:17,003 No wonder your parents stopped paying your tuition. 945 00:41:18,899 --> 00:41:20,786 Zeke... Do you have a roommate? 946 00:41:21,171 --> 00:41:21,869 Just Jasper. 947 00:41:22,099 --> 00:41:22,797 Who's Jasper? 948 00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:24,431 My dog! 949 00:41:24,563 --> 00:41:27,596 Right. Fabulous! I'm gonna need your help. 950 00:41:28,243 --> 00:41:31,625 I just wanna feel special, Nico, and... 951 00:41:31,891 --> 00:41:34,641 you sound like special people medicine. 952 00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:37,800 Oh I bet you've got a lot of regulars, Nico. 953 00:41:37,875 --> 00:41:40,624 Maybe if all goes well tonight, I'll be a regular too. 954 00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:42,323 Really? 955 00:41:42,643 --> 00:41:43,788 Oh, dear me! 956 00:41:44,275 --> 00:41:47,243 Now you're sure you don't need a passport to come all the way to Queens? 957 00:41:47,827 --> 00:41:49,321 Take the W train. 958 00:41:49,844 --> 00:41:55,561 To thirtieth Avenue. I'm at 1151 Vernon. Apartment 1C. One second Nico. 959 00:41:55,731 --> 00:41:56,113 What? 960 00:41:56,211 --> 00:41:57,738 Ask if he'll bottom for you. 961 00:41:59,347 --> 00:42:03,406 Sorry about that, my wife is all up in my shit, as they say. 962 00:42:03,955 --> 00:42:05,449 Now one more little thing... 963 00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:10,065 I'm really in the mood to do a little pummeling tonight. Are you a strict top? 964 00:42:10,771 --> 00:42:12,146 Double the price? 965 00:42:12,691 --> 00:42:15,179 Well what's money to me? I'm sure you're worth every penny! 966 00:42:15,444 --> 00:42:16,654 Oh, you don't say! 967 00:42:16,724 --> 00:42:17,706 Excuse me? Can I try these... 968 00:42:17,812 --> 00:42:18,859 Shut up! 969 00:42:20,244 --> 00:42:21,259 Alright, Nico. 970 00:42:21,396 --> 00:42:22,705 Tonight. 7pm. 971 00:42:23,188 --> 00:42:23,919 Ciao! 972 00:42:26,228 --> 00:42:27,634 How may I help you? 973 00:42:49,684 --> 00:42:52,205 What? Not the climax you were expecting, Nico? 974 00:42:52,341 --> 00:42:53,039 You tricked me? 975 00:42:53,172 --> 00:42:55,147 You're the only trick I see. And way overpriced. 976 00:42:55,284 --> 00:42:56,364 Fuck you! 977 00:42:56,789 --> 00:42:59,244 Yeah, fuck you! I'm the one who's supposed to be angry here! 978 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,418 Well I guess you got me real good, huh? 979 00:43:01,556 --> 00:43:03,280 Set me up for your Bette Davis moment. 980 00:43:03,476 --> 00:43:05,386 You thought I'd cry and apologize? 981 00:43:05,525 --> 00:43:07,412 This is me, Luke. This is what I do for a living. 982 00:43:07,477 --> 00:43:08,043 Why? 983 00:43:08,468 --> 00:43:09,264 I need the money. 984 00:43:09,493 --> 00:43:11,249 Oh, yeah, what about the trust fund? 985 00:43:12,693 --> 00:43:13,359 You don't wanna hear it. 986 00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:14,768 Oh, go on... tell me more lies! 987 00:43:14,932 --> 00:43:16,110 I never lied to you! 988 00:43:16,885 --> 00:43:20,016 Look... My parents blocked access to my trust. OK? 989 00:43:20,437 --> 00:43:23,950 My family has money, but I haven't seen a penny since they kicked me out when I was eighteen. 990 00:43:24,085 --> 00:43:26,605 Let me guess. They found out you were gay, and cut you off, right? 991 00:43:26,709 --> 00:43:29,938 No. I was molested by my uncle from the age of thirteen. 992 00:43:31,317 --> 00:43:34,168 When I finally told the school counselor and the police got involved... 993 00:43:34,261 --> 00:43:36,301 my parents refused to believe it. 994 00:43:36,469 --> 00:43:39,471 They said I was a disgrace to the family name... 995 00:43:39,541 --> 00:43:41,199 and didn't want to see me again. 996 00:43:42,581 --> 00:43:43,345 I'm sorry. 997 00:43:43,701 --> 00:43:45,490 I still love my parents. 998 00:43:46,198 --> 00:43:49,842 But it's kind of hard to accept that they've never been there for me. 999 00:43:51,766 --> 00:43:54,832 So this is what I do to put myself through school. 1000 00:43:55,222 --> 00:43:56,301 It's not forever. 1001 00:43:57,366 --> 00:44:00,284 But if you're going to stand there in judgment, like my parents... 1002 00:44:00,406 --> 00:44:02,097 Then I don't want anything to do with you either. 1003 00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:03,246 Don't' you turn this around on me! 1004 00:44:03,478 --> 00:44:05,333 I tried to be monogamous for you. 1005 00:44:05,974 --> 00:44:06,988 I never asked you to. 1006 00:44:07,990 --> 00:44:10,608 Look as two men, we're free to find our own way. 1007 00:44:10,806 --> 00:44:12,661 But we're not gonna find it if you play games with me. 1008 00:44:12,726 --> 00:44:14,930 I wouldn't have confronted you at all if I didn't care about you. 1009 00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:16,076 A lot. 1010 00:44:16,598 --> 00:44:17,230 Really? 1011 00:44:17,430 --> 00:44:18,063 Yeah... 1012 00:44:18,518 --> 00:44:21,300 I would have just told all my friends I'm fucking a rent boy for free. 1013 00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:26,166 So... 1014 00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:28,622 Are we still good? 1015 00:44:29,878 --> 00:44:31,023 Maybe... 1016 00:44:31,990 --> 00:44:33,517 Well, should we find out? 1017 00:44:33,814 --> 00:44:36,498 Do I still get to pummel? 1018 00:44:38,262 --> 00:44:39,539 Are you still paying double? 1019 00:44:40,055 --> 00:44:40,556 Oh, yeah! 1020 00:44:44,951 --> 00:44:46,958 So you're going to date a prostitute? 1021 00:44:47,127 --> 00:44:49,232 I realized I can have my cake and eat it too. 1022 00:44:49,526 --> 00:44:51,087 And how did I eat my cake. 1023 00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:52,717 But he totally lied to you.. 1024 00:44:52,823 --> 00:44:54,230 It was a misunderstanding. 1025 00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:56,590 But the best part was he finally came with me. 1026 00:44:56,727 --> 00:44:58,549 It shot right past my head onto the pillow. 1027 00:44:58,614 --> 00:44:59,597 Wait... whose pillow? 1028 00:44:59,767 --> 00:45:01,589 Oh, don't worry. I found a sponge in your kitchen. 1029 00:45:01,879 --> 00:45:03,701 Ew! I slept there last night! 1030 00:45:04,855 --> 00:45:05,586 Hey, babe! 1031 00:45:05,879 --> 00:45:06,828 Hey! 1032 00:45:10,391 --> 00:45:12,595 So. Is this the accomplice? 1033 00:45:14,391 --> 00:45:15,438 You get off a three? 1034 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:16,140 I do. 1035 00:45:16,407 --> 00:45:18,611 But I have a bridal shower to attend. 1036 00:45:18,807 --> 00:45:19,538 You wanna come? 1037 00:45:19,863 --> 00:45:22,002 Is this the thing where you need to dress like a woman? 1038 00:45:22,167 --> 00:45:24,371 Yes, and it will be lot's of fun! 1039 00:45:24,759 --> 00:45:26,483 Why don't you just come over after. 1040 00:45:27,831 --> 00:45:30,449 You can come to the party too, Zeke. I've got wigs to spare. 1041 00:45:30,551 --> 00:45:32,722 No thanks. I'll be at home. 1042 00:45:32,856 --> 00:45:34,285 Washing my sheets. 1043 00:45:36,632 --> 00:45:38,803 I swear, Madeleine... men in New York they drive you to drink. 1044 00:45:38,999 --> 00:45:41,552 I have to say you look real good in that Burka. 1045 00:45:43,704 --> 00:45:45,526 You think I'll get any today? 1046 00:45:45,976 --> 00:45:49,587 Has a man in drag ever gotten laid? Ever? 1047 00:45:52,472 --> 00:45:54,774 Luke, don't spill any of that, Ok? 1048 00:45:55,096 --> 00:45:57,006 My name is Conness du Cunt. 1049 00:45:57,176 --> 00:45:58,964 Everybody, look who just arrived. 1050 00:45:59,384 --> 00:46:00,050 Hey! 1051 00:46:01,464 --> 00:46:02,544 Marilyn, congratulations. 1052 00:46:02,712 --> 00:46:04,687 Oh, thanks Luke! I hear you're dating someone too. 1053 00:46:04,856 --> 00:46:05,936 Unbelievable, no? 1054 00:46:06,136 --> 00:46:06,802 Is he here? 1055 00:46:06,969 --> 00:46:07,833 No, he had to work. 1056 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:08,726 He's a hustler. 1057 00:46:08,889 --> 00:46:09,871 It's perfect. 1058 00:46:10,136 --> 00:46:11,249 That's such a cop out. 1059 00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:14,002 Come Marilyn, lets go put that in the bedroom with the other presents. 1060 00:46:14,456 --> 00:46:16,179 So, how are things going with the hustler? 1061 00:46:17,017 --> 00:46:18,260 I call him Stephen. 1062 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,368 Oh, so it's serious then. Maybe love? 1063 00:46:20,472 --> 00:46:21,366 No. Absolutely not. 1064 00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:24,047 It's anything but serious. It's not serious at all. Just fun. 1065 00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:25,107 For now. 1066 00:46:25,528 --> 00:46:28,114 Ah, the lady doth protest too much... 1067 00:46:28,793 --> 00:46:30,865 I'm not even sure there is such as thing as love. 1068 00:46:31,129 --> 00:46:32,722 What our society refers to as love... 1069 00:46:32,825 --> 00:46:35,127 seems to be all about power struggle and addiction. 1070 00:46:35,545 --> 00:46:37,333 People will do anything they can to get love. 1071 00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,572 And once they get it, they'll do anything to keep it. 1072 00:46:39,929 --> 00:46:44,151 Give me my love fix and I'll make your dinner, wash your socks and give up my freedom. 1073 00:46:44,537 --> 00:46:45,911 Give me my love now! 1074 00:46:46,265 --> 00:46:47,988 Or I'm going to make you pay, you fucking pig. 1075 00:46:48,313 --> 00:46:49,425 And so on and so forth. 1076 00:46:49,753 --> 00:46:54,325 Hmm. Or love can be about two people helping each other grow. 1077 00:46:54,553 --> 00:46:57,303 Yeah. And where does the love go once your done growing? 1078 00:46:57,529 --> 00:46:58,576 After it all ends? 1079 00:47:00,345 --> 00:47:01,807 You know, the last guy I was serious about... 1080 00:47:01,946 --> 00:47:02,644 I knew there was one. 1081 00:47:03,385 --> 00:47:04,662 It was really intense, you know. 1082 00:47:04,826 --> 00:47:06,549 We really meant everything to each other. 1083 00:47:06,713 --> 00:47:07,760 He had my back. 1084 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:10,095 And then it ended. 1085 00:47:10,969 --> 00:47:13,239 I ran into him last year, and I go up to him. All excited. 1086 00:47:13,370 --> 00:47:17,047 All warm inside. Like I want to hug him all over. Like he still meant so much to me. 1087 00:47:17,369 --> 00:47:19,191 And I run up to him and he says... 1088 00:47:19,289 --> 00:47:20,566 "What up, Luke?" 1089 00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:22,737 And that was it. 1090 00:47:22,938 --> 00:47:26,680 All those powerful moments. All the "l love you's." 1091 00:47:26,842 --> 00:47:28,697 And in the end, that's all it's worth. 1092 00:47:29,210 --> 00:47:31,763 A frigid "What up, Luke?" 1093 00:47:31,994 --> 00:47:33,652 Peter, how did you know that you were gay? 1094 00:47:33,785 --> 00:47:35,280 Uh, I just knew. 1095 00:47:38,810 --> 00:47:40,817 But... How did you know? 1096 00:47:41,050 --> 00:47:44,596 Um. You know, it feels natural, like writing with my right hand. 1097 00:47:44,986 --> 00:47:46,896 But couldn't you learn to write with your left hand? 1098 00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:52,367 Well... Probably, but my penmanship would be shit, and it would feel real awkward. 1099 00:47:52,731 --> 00:47:54,586 Hi Peter! I brought a cake. 1100 00:47:54,874 --> 00:47:55,922 From the Hamptons! 1101 00:47:56,122 --> 00:47:57,016 Thank you, Edie! 1102 00:47:57,467 --> 00:47:59,157 Congratulations, Marilyn. 1103 00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,531 Thanks! 1104 00:48:02,842 --> 00:48:05,144 So you never questioned your sexuality? 1105 00:48:05,403 --> 00:48:06,897 Um. No. Never. 1106 00:48:07,034 --> 00:48:07,568 Why not? 1107 00:48:08,123 --> 00:48:09,846 I'm just not into women. 1108 00:48:10,011 --> 00:48:11,255 Have you ever been with a woman? 1109 00:48:11,451 --> 00:48:12,628 No! I have not. 1110 00:48:12,794 --> 00:48:14,136 So how do you know you're not into them? 1111 00:48:15,163 --> 00:48:16,163 Marilyn... 1112 00:48:16,251 --> 00:48:18,039 you and I are friends, ok? 1113 00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:19,793 That's not what I meant. 1114 00:48:20,347 --> 00:48:21,538 Look at this... 1115 00:48:21,595 --> 00:48:23,929 little black marks all over my floor. 1116 00:48:25,819 --> 00:48:30,358 There was this pervert who hid in the woods behind my junior high school 1117 00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,596 and flashed some of the girls. 1118 00:48:33,179 --> 00:48:36,976 I used to wander in those woods everyday after school 1119 00:48:37,147 --> 00:48:40,213 hoping and praying that he would flash me. 1120 00:48:41,499 --> 00:48:42,775 It never happened. 1121 00:48:43,708 --> 00:48:45,496 But that's how I knew I was gay. 1122 00:48:46,363 --> 00:48:47,792 Derek, what's going on here? 1123 00:48:47,963 --> 00:48:50,614 Conness and I were just having a little heart to heart and please, call me La Ronda 1124 00:48:50,843 --> 00:48:54,007 La Ronda, take off those pumps. They're scuffing up my parquet. 1125 00:48:54,235 --> 00:48:55,544 Ok, you need to leave me alone and 1126 00:48:55,643 --> 00:48:57,137 who's La Ronda without her pumps? 1127 00:48:57,340 --> 00:49:00,406 She's the woman who's going to be on her knees scrubbing the kitchen floor tomorrow. 1128 00:49:00,572 --> 00:49:02,612 You see why I prefer the life of a single gal? 1129 00:49:03,164 --> 00:49:05,106 Leave my man alone, slut! 1130 00:49:06,236 --> 00:49:08,472 Slut? Am I a slut? 1131 00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:10,648 Are you a slut?. 1132 00:49:11,003 --> 00:49:13,425 I can't speak for my ass. It's public property 1133 00:49:13,724 --> 00:49:15,415 What's wrong with you people? 1134 00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:17,943 Don't you want somebody to wake up with? 1135 00:49:18,076 --> 00:49:21,010 Who you know will be there through sickness and in health? 1136 00:49:21,116 --> 00:49:21,944 Tiil death do you part? 1137 00:49:23,933 --> 00:49:26,136 God knows that's what I want. 1138 00:49:27,676 --> 00:49:29,563 You know it is quite a beautiful feeling. 1139 00:49:30,749 --> 00:49:32,537 Why are you all so in love with love? 1140 00:49:32,732 --> 00:49:35,896 I just want to be able to unhinge my jaw like an anaconda. 1141 00:49:36,124 --> 00:49:40,532 Right? I mean why I can't I enjoy sex for the sake of sex without being labeled a slut? 1142 00:49:40,636 --> 00:49:44,281 It,s really not our fault, Conness. I mean we're attractive and social, 1143 00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:45,813 so we meet a lot of people. 1144 00:49:46,013 --> 00:49:50,453 Precisely. And it's our duty to take advantage of the opportunities presented us in life. 1145 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:53,141 Sluttiness is life affirming. 1146 00:49:53,404 --> 00:49:56,536 Slut is a four letter word for YES. 1147 00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:03,605 I can 't believe you came over here wearing that. 1148 00:50:05,053 --> 00:50:08,184 Do you know, I have closet case clients who would happily bash you in the street? 1149 00:50:08,637 --> 00:50:13,078 Did you know I was bashed once? In the West Village. Unbelievable. 1150 00:50:13,373 --> 00:50:14,583 Were you in drag? 1151 00:50:14,877 --> 00:50:16,949 Are you suggesting it would be justified? 1152 00:50:17,341 --> 00:50:18,518 No, of course not. 1153 00:50:18,717 --> 00:50:19,611 Yes you are. 1154 00:50:19,773 --> 00:50:23,351 You're saying if I was some swaggering macho man in baggy jeans I'd never be attacked. 1155 00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:25,143 Well, yes. 1156 00:50:25,309 --> 00:50:29,466 I mean, you're saying that I'm asking for it, because I swish and wear heals. 1157 00:50:30,014 --> 00:50:31,956 You're never going to change the world by thinking like that. 1158 00:50:32,094 --> 00:50:33,981 What the fuck are you talking about? 1159 00:50:34,206 --> 00:50:35,864 Change the world? 1160 00:50:36,574 --> 00:50:39,159 Take off that wig. I can't even take you seriously. 1161 00:50:40,029 --> 00:50:42,266 Why should I take it off, Nico? 1162 00:50:43,294 --> 00:50:44,308 Give me a break Luke. 1163 00:50:45,214 --> 00:50:47,123 What, do you feel the same way as your clients? 1164 00:50:47,742 --> 00:50:51,320 Look, just chill out. You remind me of my sister. 1165 00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:53,495 Wait. You have a sister? 1166 00:50:54,110 --> 00:50:57,972 Get over here. You still got glitter everywhere. 1167 00:50:58,046 --> 00:51:01,624 Do not take it off. What am I doing if I'm not sparkling? 1168 00:51:01,982 --> 00:51:03,989 You don't need glitter to sparkle. 1169 00:51:04,158 --> 00:51:07,704 Yeah, well you don't need to be straight acting to be a man. 1170 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:09,078 Touché. 1171 00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:16,377 That was a big mistake. 1172 00:51:17,055 --> 00:51:18,200 I thought it was fun. 1173 00:51:18,686 --> 00:51:19,798 Of course you did. 1174 00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:23,093 What is that supposed to mean? 1175 00:51:23,582 --> 00:51:26,233 The way you were all over everyone. All touchy feely. 1176 00:51:26,655 --> 00:51:29,721 Oh come one. I was just being a good hostess, you know making everyone feel welcome. 1177 00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:31,447 By grinding on them? 1178 00:51:32,126 --> 00:51:35,803 I didn't grind on anybody. I probably overdid it a little to make up for your uptightness. 1179 00:51:35,935 --> 00:51:37,495 I was just trying to make sure the party ran smoothly. 1180 00:51:37,630 --> 00:51:40,445 Oh yeah, by nagging and running around telling everyone not to touch anything. 1181 00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,838 Look it was your idea to have the party here, not mine. 1182 00:51:42,911 --> 00:51:44,671 Maybe you should have taken a little more responsibility. 1183 00:51:44,671 --> 00:51:46,613 Don't used that cloth on the floor its for the kitchen. 1184 00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:48,727 Would you stop telling me what to do all the God damn time? 1185 00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,168 Don't yell at me. 1186 00:51:50,495 --> 00:51:54,718 I'm not yelling ok. Just relax. This party was for Marilyn... 1187 00:51:54,847 --> 00:51:57,335 And the important thing was that she had a good time. And you know what? I think she did. 1188 00:51:57,503 --> 00:52:00,023 Yeah, I'm not so sure. She was acting strange the whole time. 1189 00:52:00,191 --> 00:52:03,388 And you know she can't stand Luke. God only knows why you invited him. 1190 00:52:03,551 --> 00:52:04,565 Peter, stop! 1191 00:52:06,016 --> 00:52:06,714 Come here. 1192 00:52:07,903 --> 00:52:08,918 What? 1193 00:52:10,816 --> 00:52:12,441 We love each other right? 1194 00:52:15,104 --> 00:52:16,664 Of course we do. 1195 00:52:17,215 --> 00:52:20,063 Good, that's all that matters. Let's not fight ok? 1196 00:52:26,784 --> 00:52:29,118 Hi, I'm Carol and I'm an alcoholic. 1197 00:52:29,248 --> 00:52:30,011 Hi Carol. 1198 00:52:30,368 --> 00:52:36,064 I'm also a sex and a love addict, 'cause l... I really want to find love. 1199 00:52:36,224 --> 00:52:41,374 I'm also in cocaine addicts anonymous, 'cause I love cocaine. 1200 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,454 Have you seen Trisha recently? 1201 00:52:43,776 --> 00:52:47,573 No, but I hear she's been going to the thirteenth street group down in the village. 1202 00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,157 And I'm also in overeater's anonymous. Not because I overeat but... 1203 00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:54,907 It's all women. It's all loving. 1204 00:52:56,704 --> 00:53:00,795 Thank you Carol. Let's continue with day counts. Ryan. 1205 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:01,589 I'm Ryan. 1206 00:53:01,697 --> 00:53:02,842 Hey Ryan. 1207 00:53:02,976 --> 00:53:07,166 I'm an alcoholic. I've got 58 days in the program. 1208 00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:17,048 Hi I'm Carlos, and I have a desire to stop drinking. I had nine days on Thursday. 1209 00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:24,921 I'm Marilyn and I'm an alcoholic. And today is 246 days. 1210 00:53:29,952 --> 00:53:33,531 Commercial closet.org. They're the ones that get positive portrayals in the mainstream media. 1211 00:53:33,633 --> 00:53:35,673 See if they can cover it. Great. 1212 00:53:37,153 --> 00:53:38,560 What's going on here Guttersnipe? 1213 00:53:38,721 --> 00:53:41,110 Your specialty. Dick inventory. 1214 00:53:41,729 --> 00:53:42,809 What's with the boa? 1215 00:53:42,977 --> 00:53:43,959 Shock value. 1216 00:53:44,545 --> 00:53:46,749 You can't shock anybody is Chelsea. 1217 00:53:46,913 --> 00:53:51,518 True, but you should have seen the sensation it caused at my high school reunion in rural Oregon. 1218 00:53:51,649 --> 00:53:54,170 Speaking of high school, I'm not coming in tomorrow. 1219 00:53:54,369 --> 00:53:58,363 I'm on the GLBT panel at Booker Washington High in the Bronx. 1220 00:53:59,873 --> 00:54:00,822 What's the panel about? 1221 00:54:01,122 --> 00:54:01,950 Teen empowerment. 1222 00:54:02,305 --> 00:54:06,266 Did you know that gay teens are four times as likely to commit suicide as straight teens? 1223 00:54:06,722 --> 00:54:09,024 Yeah, especially if they live in the Bronx. 1224 00:54:09,154 --> 00:54:11,543 It's not a joke Luke. It's an epidemiological trend. 1225 00:54:11,810 --> 00:54:12,922 Fancy word Zeke. 1226 00:54:13,057 --> 00:54:15,578 And it can be prevented with education and awareness. 1227 00:54:15,778 --> 00:54:18,266 Gay teens are often conditioned to believe that they're not normal, 1228 00:54:18,402 --> 00:54:21,948 which leads to feelings of inadequacy, depression, suicide. 1229 00:54:22,274 --> 00:54:25,373 Teen is just a four letter word for inexperienced. 1230 00:54:25,538 --> 00:54:27,228 I prefer men that can teach me a little something. 1231 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:31,706 Luke, why are such a egocentric self serving cunt? 1232 00:54:31,970 --> 00:54:33,563 Don't you have any concern for other people? 1233 00:54:33,698 --> 00:54:35,160 Cunt. Why that's just another four letter word for... 1234 00:54:35,266 --> 00:54:36,194 Shut up! 1235 00:54:36,418 --> 00:54:41,404 I'm talking about a superlatively serious issue here, and as always you make it into a smartass joke. 1236 00:54:41,539 --> 00:54:45,335 Gay kids are killing themselves. Show some fucking compassion. 1237 00:54:45,475 --> 00:54:47,580 Why? You think I haven't been through it all? 1238 00:54:47,714 --> 00:54:49,983 You think I've forgotten that every day of high school was torture? 1239 00:54:50,114 --> 00:54:53,726 That not a moment went by where I wasn't called fag, fruit, fairy, tinkerbell? 1240 00:54:53,890 --> 00:54:55,939 Well guess what? I didn't kill myself. 1241 00:54:55,939 --> 00:54:56,866 I don't think you forgot. 1242 00:54:56,930 --> 00:55:00,094 I think you remembered it when you wore a feather boa to your High School reunion. 1243 00:55:00,163 --> 00:55:02,880 And I think you remember it each and every time you have cheap detached sex. 1244 00:55:02,947 --> 00:55:03,961 Right I embrace It all now. 1245 00:55:04,034 --> 00:55:07,100 No, your trying to prove to the world that you're a big fag. 1246 00:55:07,235 --> 00:55:09,406 Well guess what? You don't have to prove anything Luke. 1247 00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:10,652 Try just being you! 1248 00:55:11,299 --> 00:55:14,780 Don't you need a license to practice therapy? Why am I always being analyzed by you? 1249 00:55:14,851 --> 00:55:16,192 Why are you so self destructive? 1250 00:55:16,387 --> 00:55:19,104 You're not only hurting yourself, but your behavior is hurting all of us. 1251 00:55:19,267 --> 00:55:20,445 Who? Who else does it hurt? 1252 00:55:20,643 --> 00:55:22,978 Us. Gay men as a group. The community. 1253 00:55:23,107 --> 00:55:24,798 The community. You know what Zeke? 1254 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:29,155 You're only a homosexual crusader because your parents do not and will never accept you. 1255 00:55:29,475 --> 00:55:30,555 Accept that. 1256 00:55:47,203 --> 00:55:47,803 So Stephen... 1257 00:55:48,132 --> 00:55:48,514 Uh huh? 1258 00:55:49,315 --> 00:55:50,395 What do you like about me? 1259 00:55:52,164 --> 00:55:55,579 Your hairy chest. Your kisses. Your ass. 1260 00:55:55,844 --> 00:55:57,338 What about my inner qualities? 1261 00:55:57,540 --> 00:55:58,489 What about them? 1262 00:55:58,755 --> 00:55:59,966 Like, do I have any? 1263 00:56:00,196 --> 00:56:01,178 Of course you do. Why? 1264 00:56:01,508 --> 00:56:02,402 I don't know. 1265 00:56:03,044 --> 00:56:04,932 No, it was just something Zeke said. 1266 00:56:05,092 --> 00:56:07,645 It made me think maybe I'm not such a swell guy. 1267 00:56:07,844 --> 00:56:09,754 Oh please, Zeke? He's an idiot. 1268 00:56:09,956 --> 00:56:10,785 Why do you say that? 1269 00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:14,107 Him and his crazy gay agenda. That kid's a pain in the ass. 1270 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,907 He really does care though. 1271 00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:18,686 Yeah, well I don't care for him. He tried to break us up. Remember? 1272 00:56:19,428 --> 00:56:22,046 He's probably jealous because you have somebody and he doesn't. 1273 00:56:23,012 --> 00:56:23,960 I bet he's in love with you. 1274 00:56:24,869 --> 00:56:25,981 No, he's not. 1275 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:31,231 Hey! 1276 00:56:32,901 --> 00:56:34,330 Yeah I'm available. 1277 00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:38,301 Alright. I can arrange that. 1278 00:56:40,388 --> 00:56:42,079 Ok you won't be disappointed. 1279 00:56:45,092 --> 00:56:47,678 Ok. Yeah, let me call you back in a few. 1280 00:56:55,396 --> 00:56:59,488 It's one of my regulars for tonight. He wants me to bring a friend. 1281 00:57:00,133 --> 00:57:02,686 Don't look at me. I will never charge. 1282 00:57:02,885 --> 00:57:05,634 I wouldn't dream of it. I never mix business with pleasure. 1283 00:57:05,957 --> 00:57:07,451 Kind of hard to believe in your line of work. 1284 00:57:08,357 --> 00:57:11,456 Let me make it perfectly clear to you that when I'm working, 1285 00:57:11,589 --> 00:57:15,451 I'm able to remove intimacy from sex completely. Like a switch. 1286 00:57:15,781 --> 00:57:17,156 I'd like to see you afterwards. 1287 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,517 Won't you be all fucked out? 1288 00:57:19,942 --> 00:57:22,876 Fucked out yeah. And ready to make love to you. 1289 00:57:23,205 --> 00:57:24,896 Define "make love." 1290 00:57:26,629 --> 00:57:27,709 "Make love." 1291 00:57:29,478 --> 00:57:33,918 When you're with one special person and you're completely present. 1292 00:57:35,750 --> 00:57:38,117 You can close your eyes and there's nobody else. 1293 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:40,667 Just the two of you. 1294 00:57:42,374 --> 00:57:44,894 All other sexual fantasies vanish. 1295 00:57:45,862 --> 00:57:47,171 Can you try that? 1296 00:57:54,982 --> 00:57:56,891 Who are you fantasizing about? 1297 00:58:00,167 --> 00:58:01,214 I love you Luke. 1298 00:58:10,086 --> 00:58:11,199 Stop trying to fix me. 1299 00:58:13,222 --> 00:58:14,083 What? 1300 00:58:14,246 --> 00:58:17,181 I know I'm not perfect, but I'm pretty happy with who I am. I'm a good guy. 1301 00:58:17,318 --> 00:58:18,049 Do you even know that? 1302 00:58:18,343 --> 00:58:19,236 Yeah, of course I do. 1303 00:58:19,430 --> 00:58:20,358 Let me be me, Peter. 1304 00:58:20,742 --> 00:58:22,171 Baby, what are you talking about? 1305 00:58:22,247 --> 00:58:24,036 You don't even know do you? You don't even realize what you're doing? 1306 00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:24,603 What? 1307 00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:26,171 Listen, I prefer doing dishes using a brush... 1308 00:58:26,310 --> 00:58:28,133 I'm fine with you using the sponge even though its less sanitary. 1309 00:58:28,295 --> 00:58:30,150 But I won't have you tell me I have to do it as well. 1310 00:58:30,279 --> 00:58:31,392 It doesn't fucking matter, Peter! 1311 00:58:31,558 --> 00:58:32,736 Watch your potty mouth, dear. 1312 00:58:33,383 --> 00:58:34,790 Stop telling me what to do. 1313 00:58:38,118 --> 00:58:38,718 Oh man. 1314 00:58:41,191 --> 00:58:42,500 Why don't you just go ahead and say it? 1315 00:58:42,663 --> 00:58:43,459 Say what? 1316 00:58:44,295 --> 00:58:47,524 That you don't love me anymore and that it was a mistake to move in together. 1317 00:58:47,911 --> 00:58:49,122 That's not what I'm saying Peter. 1318 00:58:49,479 --> 00:58:50,854 But that's what you're thinking isn't it? 1319 00:58:51,015 --> 00:58:51,746 That's not true. 1320 00:58:51,879 --> 00:58:54,432 There's no use denying it. I can feel it. 1321 00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:56,067 You don't love me anymore. 1322 00:58:56,231 --> 00:58:57,922 The only reason you're still here is because you gave up 1323 00:58:58,055 --> 00:58:59,779 your apartment and you have no where else to go. 1324 00:58:59,975 --> 00:59:00,771 I have places to go. 1325 00:59:02,471 --> 00:59:03,715 Yeah, then why don't you? 1326 00:59:04,967 --> 00:59:06,047 Are you asking me to? 1327 00:59:06,952 --> 00:59:08,861 If you aren't happy with me, you shouldn't stay here. 1328 00:59:09,191 --> 00:59:10,598 You know what, you're unreasonable. 1329 00:59:11,687 --> 00:59:14,022 Wait, don't you dare leave while I'm trying to talk to you. 1330 00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:15,940 For the last time, stop telling me what to do. 1331 00:59:17,127 --> 00:59:17,825 Where are you going? 1332 00:59:17,991 --> 00:59:18,591 Out! 1333 00:59:21,864 --> 00:59:22,660 Trisha! 1334 00:59:25,864 --> 00:59:27,009 I really missed you. 1335 00:59:27,496 --> 00:59:28,194 Marilyn. 1336 00:59:28,744 --> 00:59:30,981 I haven't seen you in weeks. 1337 00:59:31,432 --> 00:59:33,821 And you didn't bother coming to my bridal shower. 1338 00:59:33,992 --> 00:59:35,301 Why haven't you called me back? 1339 00:59:35,464 --> 00:59:36,806 Haven't you found a new sponsor? 1340 00:59:38,184 --> 00:59:43,138 I thought about what you said and I just feel really confused about everything. 1341 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:44,836 I need you. 1342 00:59:45,672 --> 00:59:47,046 Like you need a drink? 1343 00:59:48,745 --> 00:59:51,494 I feel very close to you. As a friend. 1344 00:59:52,008 --> 00:59:54,659 Marilyn, why are you here? 1345 00:59:54,984 --> 00:59:57,406 I want to keep you in my life. I... 1346 00:59:58,216 --> 01:00:00,158 Let me help you work through your feelings. 1347 01:00:00,873 --> 01:00:01,821 Feelings? 1348 01:00:02,185 --> 01:00:05,054 You don't have to disappear just because you're in love with me. 1349 01:00:06,985 --> 01:00:08,392 In love with you? 1350 01:00:08,712 --> 01:00:09,922 Marilyn... 1351 01:00:10,473 --> 01:00:13,091 I just wanted to bump your donut. 1352 01:00:14,825 --> 01:00:16,451 Bump... donut? 1353 01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:19,487 I did not switch meetings because I'm in love with you. 1354 01:00:19,593 --> 01:00:22,064 I just disappeared because... 1355 01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:23,745 you're a threat to my sobriety. 1356 01:00:23,849 --> 01:00:24,231 What? 1357 01:00:25,065 --> 01:00:28,360 I can't be around people who have tendencies to fall out of the program. 1358 01:00:28,521 --> 01:00:29,928 But you're my sponsor. 1359 01:00:30,601 --> 01:00:31,811 Not anymore. 1360 01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,631 1361 01:00:38,889 --> 01:00:41,988 1362 01:00:42,217 --> 01:00:43,679 1363 01:00:43,818 --> 01:00:45,159 1364 01:00:45,321 --> 01:00:49,577 than you suspected 1365 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:57,738 Inhale... 1366 01:00:57,833 --> 01:01:00,070 exhale, come back into Warrior One. 1367 01:01:01,577 --> 01:01:02,406 Inhale. 1368 01:01:02,794 --> 01:01:06,590 And exhale. Bring your hands to the floor and your left foot comes back. Downward Facing Dog. 1369 01:01:07,978 --> 01:01:13,346 1370 01:01:14,634 --> 01:01:19,849 1371 01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:26,153 1372 01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:32,422 1373 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:39,109 1374 01:01:40,874 --> 01:01:41,801 'Morning Zeke. 1375 01:01:42,090 --> 01:01:44,294 Stephen had to work all night, so I went out and got even. 1376 01:01:44,555 --> 01:01:45,700 God I am so tired. 1377 01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:50,315 I think I'll take a nap behind the counter for a couple hours if that's ok with... 1378 01:01:50,347 --> 01:01:50,816 you. 1379 01:01:51,211 --> 01:01:52,487 You must be Luke. 1380 01:01:52,971 --> 01:01:53,636 Who are you? 1381 01:01:53,770 --> 01:01:54,501 Dale. 1382 01:01:54,603 --> 01:01:57,286 I used to work here. I'm covering Zeke's shifts until they find a replacement. 1383 01:01:57,387 --> 01:01:58,085 Where's Zeke? 1384 01:01:58,347 --> 01:01:59,241 I dunno. He quit. 1385 01:01:59,467 --> 01:02:00,165 He quit? 1386 01:02:00,459 --> 01:02:04,169 Yes. And no you cannot sleep behind the counter. 1387 01:02:09,739 --> 01:02:10,404 What are you doing here? 1388 01:02:10,731 --> 01:02:11,811 Didn't you get my messages? 1389 01:02:12,075 --> 01:02:13,504 I've been busy Tinkerbell. 1390 01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:17,153 Look Guttersnipe, I'm sorry about what I said about your parents. 1391 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:18,948 That was below the belt. 1392 01:02:19,147 --> 01:02:21,089 Oh. Thanks. 1393 01:02:22,027 --> 01:02:24,416 You don't mean you came all the way out here to apologize did you? 1394 01:02:24,651 --> 01:02:26,473 Zeke, please come back to work. I miss you. 1395 01:02:26,635 --> 01:02:28,261 And that Dale person is scaring me. 1396 01:02:28,747 --> 01:02:30,340 Luke, I didn't quit because of you. 1397 01:02:30,603 --> 01:02:31,367 You didn't? 1398 01:02:31,627 --> 01:02:33,537 Of course not. I got a better job. 1399 01:02:33,739 --> 01:02:34,208 You did? 1400 01:02:34,283 --> 01:02:34,785 Yes. 1401 01:02:35,147 --> 01:02:35,681 Doing what? 1402 01:02:35,788 --> 01:02:37,446 It's very exciting actually. 1403 01:02:37,579 --> 01:02:41,441 The administration at the school I spoke at offered me a job as a student councilor. 1404 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:43,530 They might even pay for me to finish my degree. 1405 01:02:43,883 --> 01:02:45,793 But, it's in the Bronx. 1406 01:02:46,092 --> 01:02:47,139 That is correct. 1407 01:02:47,371 --> 01:02:48,484 But, what about me? 1408 01:02:48,652 --> 01:02:49,862 This isn't about you Luke. 1409 01:02:50,092 --> 01:02:52,067 I'm doing something I believe in. Be happy for me. 1410 01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:52,932 I'll miss you. 1411 01:02:53,068 --> 01:02:55,752 We can still be friends. We just won't work together. 1412 01:02:55,948 --> 01:02:56,777 Will we hang out? 1413 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,147 Sure we will. 1414 01:02:58,764 --> 01:03:01,699 And for what it's worth, I think you're normal. 1415 01:03:02,092 --> 01:03:04,361 I am not normal. I'm exceptional. 1416 01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:06,049 I mean inherently normal. 1417 01:03:06,188 --> 01:03:08,098 Normal enough to exist outside of the gay ghetto. 1418 01:03:08,524 --> 01:03:09,572 I tricked in Jersey once. 1419 01:03:09,772 --> 01:03:11,365 You know what? I gotta go. 1420 01:03:12,076 --> 01:03:13,505 But wait! We have things to talk about. 1421 01:03:13,644 --> 01:03:14,211 Like what? 1422 01:03:14,349 --> 01:03:16,585 Nico, for example. He told me he loves me. What do I do? 1423 01:03:17,292 --> 01:03:17,891 Do you love him? 1424 01:03:18,764 --> 01:03:21,928 I think I might. So, I should tell him then? Right? 1425 01:03:22,188 --> 01:03:22,886 Is that what you're saying? 1426 01:03:22,956 --> 01:03:23,654 I don't know Luke. 1427 01:03:23,916 --> 01:03:24,712 I shouldn't tell him? 1428 01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:26,278 Do you really know this guy? 1429 01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:28,130 Do we ever really know anyone? 1430 01:03:28,300 --> 01:03:31,431 He told you he was getting his MFA in painting from the New School, right? 1431 01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:34,311 Don't tell me the New School has no MFA program? 1432 01:03:34,476 --> 01:03:36,419 Oh, they have an MFA program. 1433 01:03:37,069 --> 01:03:38,345 In creative writing. 1434 01:03:44,845 --> 01:03:45,772 There you are. 1435 01:03:46,413 --> 01:03:47,274 Cheers! 1436 01:03:47,693 --> 01:03:48,489 To what? 1437 01:03:48,973 --> 01:03:51,428 Us. Happy one month anniversary. 1438 01:03:51,597 --> 01:03:52,644 You've been counting days? 1439 01:03:52,909 --> 01:03:56,170 Yes. And I wanted to show you this gallery. 1440 01:03:56,365 --> 01:03:57,794 I've been thinking about buying it. 1441 01:03:58,349 --> 01:03:59,626 Sounds expensive. 1442 01:04:00,430 --> 01:04:03,048 Well, I've always wanted my own gallery. I've been saving up. 1443 01:04:03,213 --> 01:04:05,417 And Christopher said he'd help put the money together. 1444 01:04:05,645 --> 01:04:06,408 Christopher? 1445 01:04:06,829 --> 01:04:08,390 Ciccone. Madonna's brother. 1446 01:04:09,645 --> 01:04:10,594 You know Madonna? 1447 01:04:11,534 --> 01:04:14,534 Well we've hung out a few times. She's a sweetheart. 1448 01:04:14,893 --> 01:04:17,064 The thing is, Christopher used to be in love with me. 1449 01:04:17,198 --> 01:04:18,889 So, I'm hoping it won't be a problem. 1450 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,804 Anyway, he says he really likes my work and wants to help out. 1451 01:04:22,606 --> 01:04:24,548 Those paintings at your house... 1452 01:04:24,654 --> 01:04:25,253 Yes? 1453 01:04:25,357 --> 01:04:26,470 Are they even yours? 1454 01:04:27,854 --> 01:04:28,901 What did you say? 1455 01:04:29,262 --> 01:04:30,058 Did I stutter? 1456 01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:32,196 Well, what do you mean by that Luke? 1457 01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:33,546 Why don't you tell me Stephen? 1458 01:04:34,350 --> 01:04:36,422 What the fuck! You don't think those are mine? 1459 01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:40,102 I spoke to Zeke. The New School has no MFA program in painting. 1460 01:04:40,334 --> 01:04:42,985 Zeke's a fucking freak, ok? Look I never said... 1461 01:04:44,462 --> 01:04:49,251 My degree is at the New School. The MFA is in conjunction with Parsons. 1462 01:04:50,126 --> 01:04:53,225 You know, this isn't the first time you fucking tried to trick me Luke. 1463 01:04:53,902 --> 01:04:55,014 You have a real problem. 1464 01:04:55,151 --> 01:04:56,973 This isn't the first time I caught you lying to me. 1465 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:59,142 Did I ever say that I wasn't a hustler? 1466 01:05:01,486 --> 01:05:03,144 So you take classes at Parsons? 1467 01:05:03,310 --> 01:05:04,358 My studio is at Parsons. 1468 01:05:04,591 --> 01:05:05,452 What's the address? 1469 01:05:05,518 --> 01:05:06,379 Oh fuck you Luke. 1470 01:05:06,542 --> 01:05:08,069 I just want to know where the Parson's studio is. 1471 01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:09,549 Fifth and thirteenth, ok? 1472 01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:10,787 Do you want me to take you there? 1473 01:05:10,863 --> 01:05:11,332 Yes. 1474 01:05:12,046 --> 01:05:15,462 You know, you are unbelievable. I don't have to prove anything to you. 1475 01:05:16,847 --> 01:05:18,276 Happy Anniversary baby. 1476 01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:19,940 I gotta go. 1477 01:05:23,727 --> 01:05:26,247 Obviously we have some serious trust issues here. 1478 01:05:26,575 --> 01:05:27,557 Yes we do. 1479 01:05:28,271 --> 01:05:31,849 I believe in you Luke. Will you believe in me? 1480 01:05:33,039 --> 01:05:34,119 I'll call you later. 1481 01:05:38,959 --> 01:05:43,596 faggotty attention 1482 01:05:43,887 --> 01:05:46,473 1483 01:05:46,736 --> 01:05:50,347 1484 01:05:50,672 --> 01:05:53,290 1485 01:05:55,279 --> 01:05:57,166 Let the manhunt begin. 1486 01:05:59,887 --> 01:06:01,709 Loose a button, make a friend. 1487 01:06:01,903 --> 01:06:02,983 I don't think so. 1488 01:06:08,208 --> 01:06:10,575 Oh, homerun honey-lover. 1489 01:06:11,759 --> 01:06:15,207 Knick knack paddy whack, give this dog a bone. 1490 01:06:17,776 --> 01:06:19,685 An undiscovered species. 1491 01:06:20,528 --> 01:06:21,870 Impossible. 1492 01:06:22,096 --> 01:06:26,286 faggotty attention 1493 01:06:26,512 --> 01:06:29,097 1494 01:06:29,264 --> 01:06:32,876 1495 01:06:33,296 --> 01:06:36,645 My favorite flavor is yum yum butterscotch. 1496 01:06:40,176 --> 01:06:43,672 Hi, I'm conducting an informal survey. Which is more important... 1497 01:06:43,729 --> 01:06:45,322 Length or girth? 1498 01:06:45,553 --> 01:06:47,146 There's only one answer. 1499 01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:50,192 Oh look. Fur. 1500 01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,724 I'm a mammal. 1501 01:06:53,585 --> 01:06:56,552 Oh what's up Luke? What your heart not in it tonight? 1502 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,983 Yeah, I'm not into it tonight. 1503 01:06:59,953 --> 01:07:01,262 How nice! 1504 01:07:04,337 --> 01:07:06,028 The scent of a man. 1505 01:07:07,665 --> 01:07:08,680 Hey Mace... 1506 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:11,278 Wanna take off and maybe catch a movie at my place? 1507 01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:12,398 You're kidding. 1508 01:07:12,977 --> 01:07:13,708 Right? 1509 01:07:14,065 --> 01:07:15,559 Actually no. 1510 01:07:16,145 --> 01:07:19,080 Luke, a libido is a terrible thing to waste. 1511 01:07:21,297 --> 01:07:22,791 It's Tuesday night. 1512 01:07:25,681 --> 01:07:27,469 Luke, what did you expect? 1513 01:07:28,209 --> 01:07:29,769 Mace and I have always been like this. 1514 01:07:29,873 --> 01:07:31,466 That's because you've always been on the same track. 1515 01:07:31,601 --> 01:07:33,456 Maybe you're moving in a different direction. 1516 01:07:34,769 --> 01:07:36,874 When are you going to settle down with a man that deserves you? 1517 01:07:37,041 --> 01:07:39,463 What? And give up all my boys? 1518 01:07:40,785 --> 01:07:43,720 Watch it Audrey. That's my line. 1519 01:08:07,986 --> 01:08:10,320 Did you sleep with someone else last night? 1520 01:08:10,514 --> 01:08:12,653 You know you don't need to ask that. 1521 01:08:13,970 --> 01:08:14,734 I know. 1522 01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:16,300 Hey boys! 1523 01:08:16,530 --> 01:08:18,156 I knew I could find you here. 1524 01:08:18,771 --> 01:08:21,618 I need some relationship advice from the perfect couple. 1525 01:08:22,994 --> 01:08:25,004 I've really been making an effort with my rent boy, Nico. 1526 01:08:25,074 --> 01:08:25,976 That's nice. 1527 01:08:26,002 --> 01:08:27,693 I just don't believe a thing he says. 1528 01:08:28,178 --> 01:08:29,323 He tells me it's me. 1529 01:08:30,002 --> 01:08:30,896 Maybe it is. 1530 01:08:31,026 --> 01:08:33,198 Well, what is it that he's saying that you don't believe? 1531 01:08:34,131 --> 01:08:36,203 Small things. Big things. 1532 01:08:36,466 --> 01:08:37,230 Everything. 1533 01:08:37,778 --> 01:08:40,396 He told me he used to hang out with Madonna and date her brother. 1534 01:08:40,787 --> 01:08:41,967 Well, maybe it's true. 1535 01:08:43,442 --> 01:08:44,937 Yeah, and maybe not. 1536 01:08:45,331 --> 01:08:47,240 You just can't anyone fuck with you Luke. 1537 01:08:49,235 --> 01:08:51,406 Hey Marilyn. Great party the other night. 1538 01:08:51,570 --> 01:08:52,464 Are you fully recovered? 1539 01:08:52,530 --> 01:08:54,254 There's no use. She won't talk. 1540 01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:55,949 What do you mean? 1541 01:08:56,115 --> 01:08:59,083 She came in about an hour ago, made a double vodka cranberry, 1542 01:08:59,219 --> 01:09:01,259 and has been sitting over there staring at it ever since. 1543 01:09:03,123 --> 01:09:05,905 I can't get a hold of Bart. I just, I don 't know what to do. 1544 01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,886 Let me take care of it. 1545 01:09:10,323 --> 01:09:11,468 Hey Marilyn. 1546 01:09:12,755 --> 01:09:15,472 If you're not going to shit you need to get off the pot. 1547 01:09:16,276 --> 01:09:18,614 Some people are actually into that stuff. Can you believe that? 1548 01:09:18,675 --> 01:09:19,471 Isn't that sick? 1549 01:09:21,716 --> 01:09:24,334 I guess I could pee on someone if they really wanted me to. 1550 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,322 Wouldn't necessarily turn me on. 1551 01:09:28,051 --> 01:09:31,764 Which I guess is a good thing, 'cause it's kinda hard for a guy to pee if he's turned on. Know what I mean? 1552 01:09:31,860 --> 01:09:33,234 Hey this is good stuff. 1553 01:09:34,804 --> 01:09:37,553 I guess if you're going to drink again, you ought to go for top shelf. 1554 01:09:38,196 --> 01:09:39,406 So do you want some? 1555 01:09:40,980 --> 01:09:42,606 Then you better give me a good reason. 1556 01:09:44,564 --> 01:09:46,669 I can't let go and let God. 1557 01:09:47,540 --> 01:09:48,336 Excuse me? 1558 01:09:48,756 --> 01:09:53,546 I need to be in control of everything. And I feel like I'm losing it. 1559 01:09:54,868 --> 01:09:56,559 I want to get married, I do. 1560 01:09:57,524 --> 01:09:58,472 But I'm scared. 1561 01:09:58,996 --> 01:10:00,490 And how do I know he's it? 1562 01:10:01,556 --> 01:10:03,443 Or that any man is it? 1563 01:10:05,748 --> 01:10:09,043 I might be a lesbian you know. I kissed a girl. 1564 01:10:10,260 --> 01:10:11,242 Did you like it? 1565 01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:13,169 It was soft. 1566 01:10:13,973 --> 01:10:19,821 So, you are a sexually confused, obsessive compulsive, control freak. 1567 01:10:21,108 --> 01:10:22,930 And now you don't know what to do about what's his name. 1568 01:10:23,349 --> 01:10:25,520 This could call for a drink. I admit that. 1569 01:10:26,197 --> 01:10:28,336 But what I always ask myself in times like these... 1570 01:10:28,884 --> 01:10:30,989 Could I really give up dick for a pair of titties? 1571 01:10:31,349 --> 01:10:32,178 I think not. 1572 01:10:32,884 --> 01:10:33,812 Could you? 1573 01:10:34,005 --> 01:10:34,386 No. 1574 01:10:35,061 --> 01:10:35,627 I thought so. 1575 01:10:36,085 --> 01:10:39,697 And the second thing, and this is really important so listen carefully; 1576 01:10:40,404 --> 01:10:41,746 Do I love him? 1577 01:10:43,317 --> 01:10:46,448 That's the question you need to ask yourself. It's the one that matters. 1578 01:10:46,709 --> 01:10:48,084 Do you love him? 1579 01:10:48,853 --> 01:10:49,681 What's his name. 1580 01:10:50,549 --> 01:10:51,215 I do. 1581 01:10:52,085 --> 01:10:54,867 Good. Then go home and tell him so. 1582 01:10:55,254 --> 01:10:56,399 The rest will work itself out. 1583 01:11:04,213 --> 01:11:05,260 Thank you Luke. 1584 01:11:06,037 --> 01:11:06,866 Don't mention it. 1585 01:11:13,494 --> 01:11:14,803 Oh, hey Marilyn. 1586 01:11:15,573 --> 01:11:16,784 Thanks for the drink. 1587 01:11:24,886 --> 01:11:26,740 And thank you boys. 1588 01:11:27,798 --> 01:11:29,489 Now I know what I need to do. 1589 01:11:33,398 --> 01:11:34,773 Please forgive me Derek. 1590 01:11:35,318 --> 01:11:38,101 I'm just going to let you be you from now on, I promise. 1591 01:11:38,806 --> 01:11:39,734 You're amazing. 1592 01:11:41,078 --> 01:11:41,842 I love you. 1593 01:11:43,255 --> 01:11:44,498 I love you more. 1594 01:11:48,598 --> 01:11:49,362 Hey. 1595 01:11:51,799 --> 01:11:54,166 I was just on my way out to get something to eat. 1596 01:11:54,519 --> 01:11:56,307 Not that I've had an appetite all day. 1597 01:11:57,078 --> 01:11:57,972 Hey listen... 1598 01:11:58,359 --> 01:11:59,984 I don't know why I'm so paranoid. 1599 01:12:00,631 --> 01:12:02,605 Stephen, I'm sorry. 1600 01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,450 If you're willing to let me, I'd like to work on trusting you. 1601 01:12:07,414 --> 01:12:09,389 Let's work on it together, ok? 1602 01:12:09,846 --> 01:12:13,108 We have something really special. Just don't freak out on me. 1603 01:12:13,943 --> 01:12:14,925 Agreed. 1604 01:13:07,191 --> 01:13:08,468 Luke? 1605 01:13:10,775 --> 01:13:12,085 What the fuck are you doing? 1606 01:13:12,343 --> 01:13:15,410 I'm going to work on the trust after some minor verification. 1607 01:13:15,704 --> 01:13:16,500 Get out of there! 1608 01:13:16,824 --> 01:13:17,969 Canada? 1609 01:13:18,264 --> 01:13:20,533 Look I lived there briefly after my parents kicked me out. 1610 01:13:20,632 --> 01:13:21,712 Stop giving me excuses! 1611 01:13:21,816 --> 01:13:23,955 They're not excuses, they're explanations. 1612 01:13:24,184 --> 01:13:26,159 Wait you said you were 18 when your parents kicked you out... 1613 01:13:26,264 --> 01:13:29,014 This license you got when you were 16. 1614 01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:34,518 Look, they didn't cut me off until I was 15. I moved to my grandparents for a while and then... 1615 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,407 You're not even a Leo. 1616 01:13:37,593 --> 01:13:39,381 My rising is in Leo. 1617 01:13:39,544 --> 01:13:40,210 Who are you? 1618 01:13:40,313 --> 01:13:41,141 Stephen. 1619 01:13:41,241 --> 01:13:43,477 Not Nico? Just plain Stephen? 1620 01:13:43,768 --> 01:13:46,802 Look. I've had a lot of shit happen to me in life. Ok? 1621 01:13:47,001 --> 01:13:49,489 I have to be a lot of different things to a lot of different people. 1622 01:13:49,561 --> 01:13:51,633 And sometimes I get confused. 1623 01:13:51,897 --> 01:13:52,496 So you lie? 1624 01:13:52,568 --> 01:13:53,200 No! 1625 01:13:53,432 --> 01:13:55,953 Stephen, I don't know if anything you've ever told me is true. 1626 01:13:56,697 --> 01:13:59,447 I don't care where you're from. I don't care if you're a painter. 1627 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:01,845 And I certainly don't care whether or not you're a Leo. 1628 01:14:02,361 --> 01:14:03,888 But I do care about honesty. 1629 01:14:04,441 --> 01:14:05,848 You're going to have to trust me, Luke. 1630 01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:08,856 Trust has to be built. You have a problem Stephen. 1631 01:14:09,017 --> 01:14:10,424 I don't have a problem. 1632 01:14:11,257 --> 01:14:14,672 You know, I knew the day I met you that you were a typical gay cliché. 1633 01:14:15,385 --> 01:14:17,720 Things get a little rocky, and you run, huh? 1634 01:14:17,977 --> 01:14:19,187 So fucking typical! 1635 01:14:19,353 --> 01:14:22,004 Oh, I forgot to tell you, I had Madonna on the phone, 1636 01:14:22,425 --> 01:14:24,497 She said her brother's never even heard of you. 1637 01:14:31,929 --> 01:14:33,839 Fucking typical! Do you hear me? 1638 01:14:34,169 --> 01:14:35,795 Try accepting who you are Stephen. 1639 01:14:35,962 --> 01:14:37,009 Whoever that is. 1640 01:14:37,241 --> 01:14:39,314 You're just like every other gay man out there. 1641 01:14:39,961 --> 01:14:43,278 Yeah? Well if putting honestly first makes me a gay cliché... 1642 01:14:43,514 --> 01:14:45,008 then that's what I am. 1643 01:14:45,402 --> 01:14:46,995 I love you Luke. 1644 01:14:47,962 --> 01:14:50,133 I've never been able to say that to anybody. 1645 01:14:51,642 --> 01:14:53,103 Will you stop lying? 1646 01:14:53,274 --> 01:14:54,518 I don't lie. 1647 01:14:55,482 --> 01:14:57,391 Then love is just another four letter word. 1648 01:14:57,882 --> 01:14:58,384 For what? 1649 01:14:58,490 --> 01:14:58,992 Huh? 1650 01:14:59,610 --> 01:15:00,853 A four letter word for what? 1651 01:15:01,530 --> 01:15:02,391 I don't know. 1652 01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:03,636 I don't know. 1653 01:15:07,162 --> 01:15:10,511 1654 01:15:11,034 --> 01:15:14,547 1655 01:15:15,163 --> 01:15:19,221 1656 01:15:19,803 --> 01:15:24,789 1657 01:15:30,683 --> 01:15:33,553 1658 01:15:39,547 --> 01:15:44,435 At my friend Melinda's wedding, you should have seen how that little girl squealed. 1659 01:15:45,307 --> 01:15:50,642 I guess what I'm getting at Bart, is that flower girls can really ruin a ceremony. 1660 01:15:51,195 --> 01:15:54,195 And that niece of yours, has just got to stop eating. 1661 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:58,672 I've never seen a three year old quite so big, and she's only getting bigger. 1662 01:15:59,611 --> 01:16:02,873 Keep in mind that her dress has already been fitted. 1663 01:16:03,643 --> 01:16:07,953 I mean what is she just going to bust out at the seams right there in the middle of the isle? 1664 01:16:08,795 --> 01:16:12,183 I refuse to be upstaged... 1665 01:16:12,219 --> 01:16:15,285 by the world's biggest toddler at my own wedding. 1666 01:16:15,484 --> 01:16:16,727 Oh! 1667 01:16:17,564 --> 01:16:20,979 Yes! Oh Bart. Baby. Yes! 1668 01:16:21,148 --> 01:16:21,879 Right there. 1669 01:16:22,075 --> 01:16:27,193 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh Bart. 1670 01:16:27,548 --> 01:16:29,784 The wedding is off! 1671 01:16:33,084 --> 01:16:35,735 I mean the ceremony is off. 1672 01:16:35,996 --> 01:16:39,291 The formalities, the production, the protocol. 1673 01:16:39,964 --> 01:16:40,857 Fuck it. 1674 01:16:41,468 --> 01:16:42,516 Let's elope. 1675 01:16:43,068 --> 01:16:44,377 You killed Bridezilla? 1676 01:16:44,860 --> 01:16:45,721 I did. 1677 01:16:48,508 --> 01:16:51,355 I finally did step 3 Bart. 1678 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,316 Thank you Higher Power. 1679 01:17:11,325 --> 01:17:13,746 So how many teenagers have you saved from themselves? 1680 01:17:13,949 --> 01:17:16,054 I have a great rapport with my students. 1681 01:17:16,285 --> 01:17:17,213 I bet you do. 1682 01:17:17,437 --> 01:17:19,608 And what's going on with you young Luke? 1683 01:17:20,125 --> 01:17:22,907 Have you ever wanted to press Control/Alt/Delete and start over? 1684 01:17:23,260 --> 01:17:25,649 Definitely. Steven slash Nico? 1685 01:17:26,140 --> 01:17:27,384 Hopeless case. 1686 01:17:27,805 --> 01:17:28,787 I'm sorry. 1687 01:17:29,405 --> 01:17:30,420 How are you? 1688 01:17:30,557 --> 01:17:31,637 Normal. 1689 01:17:32,605 --> 01:17:35,322 No, it's all good. I had a nice time with Stephen. 1690 01:17:35,549 --> 01:17:38,451 And it's nice to know I'm capable of having a relationship with someone. 1691 01:17:38,749 --> 01:17:40,604 It just has to be the right someone. 1692 01:17:40,829 --> 01:17:41,909 Or I could get a puppy. 1693 01:17:42,077 --> 01:17:43,506 So cute. What's his name? 1694 01:17:44,157 --> 01:17:44,953 Jasper. 1695 01:17:45,086 --> 01:17:47,573 Jasper. Such a pretty name for such a pretty dog. 1696 01:17:47,645 --> 01:17:49,882 He's the best. Aren't you babe? 1697 01:17:51,325 --> 01:17:52,340 I'm glad you called. 1698 01:17:52,573 --> 01:17:53,751 I actually missed you. 1699 01:17:54,174 --> 01:17:56,595 Really? What did the community have to say about that? 1700 01:17:56,798 --> 01:17:59,351 The community is at peace with that. 1701 01:18:00,253 --> 01:18:01,431 I missed you too. 1702 01:18:04,445 --> 01:18:06,714 So what did you miss about me you little guttersnipe? 1703 01:18:07,198 --> 01:18:10,613 I don't know Tinkerbell. Your 'joie de vivre.' 1704 01:18:11,006 --> 01:18:12,567 I guess I am pretty fun to be around. 1705 01:18:12,894 --> 01:18:14,039 And argue with. 1706 01:18:17,310 --> 01:18:19,317 What? Are we going to go home and fuck now? 1707 01:18:20,030 --> 01:18:21,557 Let's just go for coffee. 1708 01:18:25,982 --> 01:18:27,389 Unless you wanna fuck behind that tree over there. 1709 01:18:27,486 --> 01:18:29,722 Oh, I was just going to say, let's go fuck behind that tree over there. 1710 01:18:30,110 --> 01:18:32,630 Or we could get a gang bang with those guys. What do you think? 1711 01:18:32,831 --> 01:18:34,107 Ahhh... 1712 01:18:34,430 --> 01:18:36,569 You go ask them, I'm intimidated. 1713 01:18:38,239 --> 01:18:39,995 You're intimidated? 1714 01:18:41,790 --> 01:18:47,125 1715 01:18:48,094 --> 01:18:53,015 1716 01:18:54,943 --> 01:18:57,819 1717 01:18:57,854 --> 01:19:00,831 1718 01:19:01,407 --> 01:19:05,662 1719 01:19:07,067 --> 01:19:11,128 1720 01:19:11,519 --> 01:19:13,177 1721 01:19:13,471 --> 01:19:18,806 girl cause I'm looking for 1722 01:19:19,291 --> 01:19:22,686 1723 01:19:23,027 --> 01:19:28,183 1724 01:19:29,407 --> 01:19:31,677 1725 01:19:32,159 --> 01:19:35,639 1726 01:19:36,128 --> 01:19:41,878 1727 01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:44,127 1728 01:19:45,088 --> 01:19:48,983 1729 01:19:49,178 --> 01:19:54,778 1730 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:57,627 1731 01:19:57,888 --> 01:20:01,983 1732 01:20:02,088 --> 01:20:04,683 1733 01:20:04,888 --> 01:20:07,883 1734 01:20:08,088 --> 01:20:11,483 1735 01:20:12,788 --> 01:20:15,983 1736 01:20:16,788 --> 01:20:21,783 1737 01:20:22,788 --> 01:20:24,883 1738 01:20:25,688 --> 01:20:28,983 1739 01:20:29,588 --> 01:20:35,083 1740 01:20:35,688 --> 01:20:42,083